Top 50 Speak Pick Up lines

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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"
Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.
Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.
Girl are you a o**... exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...
Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.
You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!
Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Girl, do you know what Youtube says when you speak?

\[MUSIC\]
Damn girl you're so hot, you're making me speak my native tongue

Working speak pickup lines

Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself
I'm a donkey whisperer,

and your kiss is speaking to me.

If I speak friend, can I enter?

Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

Bonjour... Oh you don't speak French

That is unfortunate because I became fluent in the language of love just by looking at you.

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

Of all the languages I speak

Your tongue is my favourite

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Is your name Balaam?

Because your kiss is speaking to me

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.

Hy how's you day so far

Girl: good blah blah
Speaking of dates when's ours
Not mine btw

You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

Have spoke to an atheist before

I bet they regain their faith when they see themselves speaking to an angel

Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature,

but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

I really don’t mean to interrupt you

Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”

I don't speak French for just anyone...

but I will for you.