Hey, are you GitHub

Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever

(Only techies would understand)

Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

"Your cuteness makes my words jumble; if you're not understanding, it's because your beauty leaves me humble."

"I'm selective with my social energy; it's quality over quantity for me. Hope you understand!"

"In your eyes I see a song, a melody so sweet; don't you know darling, it's with me you're meant to meet?"

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Καλησπέρα, είσαι φυσικός, έτσι; Δεν θα μπορούσες να με βοηθήσεις να καταλάβω τη χημεία μας;" (Good evening, you're a physicist, right? Could you help me understand our chemistry?)

"I understand you don't want to be my best friend, but would you consider being my only one?"

"I'm glad you understand. You've got such a great mind, it's refreshing."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Your laughter is my favorite song; it's a melody that tells me, you and I are the perfect harmony."

"Your love, Tyra, is like New Zealand's breathtaking landscapes - beautiful, soothing, and always healing."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or should I surf by again and respond sarcastically this time?"

"With every bruise I earn, darling Tyra, it's your love that heals me and makes the pain worth it."

"Occasionally dyslexic, but when it comes to understanding your beauty, I've never been more clear."

"I may not always understand a joke, but when it comes to you, I'm serious about how beautiful you are."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"Are you a surfer’s dream? Because your sarcasm and beauty is a wave I'd love to conquer."

"You think my hopes are false and hollow, but your beauty makes a brighter tomorrow."

"If our love was a sweet corn from jacknjellify's animation, it'd be the tastiest plot ever."

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"No worries, I understand trust isn't given overnight. We're just chatting here, let's keep it light and fun."

"Even as I leave New Zealand, the healing power of your love feels like a second home to me."

"You're like sweet corn, naturally sweet and incredibly irresistible; maybe we can pop some chemistry?"

"Your understanding heart has been my haven in stormy times, Tyra, you're truly the healing sunshine of my life."

"Are you a cornfield? Because I'm lost in your sweetness, just like when I watch jacknjellify."

"I may not comprehend every word, but your eyes tell a story that words could never capture."

"Is your heart a language? Because even without a translator, I understand its rhythm perfectly."

"Are you a word in the iTaukei language? Because my heart understands you even without translation."

Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

"Tyra, in your arms, even the longest journey feels short. Your love is my guiding star, leading me through every storm."

"Are you a sexy blonde sunset? Because watching you is my favorite part of surfing through the day."

"Can I ride the wave of your laughter, or will your sarcasm make me wipe out, sexy surfer goddess?"

"Tyra, before you leave for New Zealand, know that your love is my sanctuary, always healing me, making good times even better."

"Hey, I'd ride the wildest wave just to catch your sarcastic wit, blonde beauty."

"Even if you don't catch every word, your smile tells me you're the most captivating story I've ever heard."

"Tyra, I might be leaving the beauty of New Zealand, but your love's like a healing sunrise that outshines any landscape."

"Are you an autopsy report? Because I, a pathologist, find it hard to read you, but I'm dying to understand."

"You're so cute, it makes my heart race, especially when you're puzzled by my rizzing."

"I might struggle with jokes, but when it comes to understanding the language of your eyes, I'm fluent."

"It's my ability to genuinely listen, understand, and make anyone feel truly special. These qualities are rare to find."

"As a maintenance tech, I understand complex systems. But your beauty? That's a mystery I'd love to uncover."

"I understand chairs might be a pain, how about trading them for something more pleasant like my face?"

"Just like quantum physics, our chemistry is undeniable and beyond common understanding."

"Is your name Google Translate? Because every time I see you, I suddenly understand the language of love."

"Like sweet corn in a Jacknjellify episode, you add the perfect sweetness and excitement to my otherwise bland storyline."

"Before I fly, Tyra, allow me to say your love is my New Zealand, a haven that heals all my hurts."

"How about we unravel the mystery of your thoughts over coffee; your complexity is irresistibly charming."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or shall I surf by again to catch your wave of sarcasm?"

"I thought engineering was tough until I tried understanding how someone could be as amazing as you."

"Ever surf a wave as captivating as your blonde beauty? I'd love to ride the tide of your sarcastic humor."

Are you creativity?

Cause I don't understand you, but you make life beautiful.

"Tyra, every journey away from you feels like an eternity, your love is the soothing balm that heals all my wounds."

"Is your name Vosa? Because your beauty speaks a language that my heart understands perfectly."

"I understand you're not my darling, but wouldn't it be interesting to see if fate thinks otherwise?"

"Tyra, you're the charming lighthouse in my stormy seas, your love heals and guides me back to serene shores."

"You say my hopes are false, yet in your smile, I see a love that never halts."

"Are you sweet corn? Because I'm a-maize-d by your beauty."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your patience and understanding."