Top 50 Understand Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Understand pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Understand tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
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I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...
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You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.
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Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.
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Are you an enchantment table?
Because I cant understand anything you say.
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Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.
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Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
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Hey, are you GitHub
Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever
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Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)
Cause you hit different
(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy) -
Hey, do you know the rules?
Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Working understand pickup lines
Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You know what are my last two brain cells are doing
their confused because they can't understand how cute you are
Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.
I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.
Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?
Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
Are you creativity?
Cause I don't understand you, but you make life beautiful.
Anyone know what this mean?
A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being k**... if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
I’m like DNA Hellicase
I wanna unzip your jeans (if you don’t understand look up what DNA Hellicase is)
You know what I don’t understand
You are looking like a snack but your kiss is looking like a meal
Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?
Cuz, I don’t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you
Are you my appendix?
'Cause I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out
Hey girl, are you calculus because I don't understand you
There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.
But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
Dang girl are you my appendix...
Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Girl, are you my algebra test?
Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.
Australia's will understand
(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.
Look, if you want to leave, I understand
But how will you get home?
Are you a painting?
Because I don't understand you