Top 50 Understand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Understand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Understand conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

2. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

3. You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

4. Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

5. Are you an enchantment table?

   Because I cant understand anything you say.

6. Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

7. Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

8. Hey, are you GitHub

   Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever
   
   (Only techies would understand)

9. Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

   Cause you hit different
   
   (Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

10. Hey, do you know the rules?

    Because so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Funny understand pickup lines

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest

Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

Are you creativity?

Cause I don't understand you, but you make life beautiful.

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being kinky if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

I’m like DNA Hellicase

I wanna unzip your jeans (if you don’t understand look up what DNA Hellicase is)

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Gurl are you Physics?

Cause I don't understand you, yet I love you.

You know what I don’t understand

You are looking like a snack but your kiss is looking like a meal

Are you my appendix?

'Cause I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

Girl, are you my algebra test?

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

Look, if you want to leave, I understand

But how will you get home?

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Are you a painting?

Because I don't understand you

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".