Top 50 Understand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Understand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Damn girl are you an appendix

because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...
You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.
Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.
Are you an enchantment table?

Because I cant understand anything you say.
Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.
Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Hey, are you GitHub

Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever

(Only techies would understand)
Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Funny understand pickup lines

Hey, do you know the rules?
Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?
Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu

Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest

Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

Are you creativity?

Cause I don't understand you, but you make life beautiful.

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

You know what I don’t understand

You are looking like a snack but your ass is looking like a meal

Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?

Cuz, I don’t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

Girl, are you my algebra test?

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

Look, if you want to leave, I understand

But how will you get home?

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Are you a painting?

Because I don't understand you

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary