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Top 50 Meet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  2. Sugar is sweet, Honey is sweeter

    Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

  3. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  4. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  5. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  6. Are you a thermonuclear bomb

    ~~Because I want you to meet my family~~

  7. Are you spaghetti?

    Coz you can meet my balls.

  8. You mean more then meets the eye.

  9. Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?

  10. If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

    Because it completely blew me away!

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What is a Meet pickup line?


Funny meet pickup lines

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

Your lips look lonely.

Would they like to meet mine?

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

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This is a funny Meet pickup line!

I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Meeting you was F8.

Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

I was dying to meet you.

Are you Matt Hardy? Because meeting you was a twist of fate.

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Working Meet tinder opener

If your left leg was kalendor and your right leg was eastern kingdom can I meet you at northern?

Hi there, you look like a book, meet me, I'm a bookworm.

I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

Ice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

Hey you will never meet another hug like me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

enough to break the ice. Hiya, I'm Sean, nice to meet you.