Top 47 Visit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Visit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

   Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

2. Is that Africa in your pants?

   Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

3. I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.

4. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

5. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

6. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

7. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

8. If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

9. Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.

10. Please visit me when I die

    So my heart can beat again.

Funny visit pickup lines

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda
I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

I can visit your island all day long.

Call me an astronaut

Cause i really want Visit Uranus.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

I’d love to visit your community garden.

Damn girl, are you from East Africa?
Cause I want to visit Djibouti!

If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?

I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you

Damn girl, are you from West Africa?

Cause I want to visit Djibouti.

Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.

I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father

Hey there, I'm Al-Qaida.

I'll crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome

I know I'm not an astronaut...

But I'd love to visit uranus

No need to visit Macedonia…

I already Skopje out from across the room.

We don’t need to visit Northern Africa for me to Chad you up.

Hey baby, you don’t need to visit Madagascar to see a wild beast in action..

just take me to bed.

Forget about visiting Oman, because all you need is THIS man right here.

Please visit me at my grave...

So my heart can start beating again

- Day 21

Are you Arizona?

Because I have the sudden urge to visit your grand canyon.

I'd like to organize a campus visit to see if we might be compatible.