Top 47 Visit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Visit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Visit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

   Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

2. Is that Africa in your pants?

   Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

3. I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.

4. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

5. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

6. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

7. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

8. If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

9. Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.

10. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

    If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

Funny visit pickup lines

I don't Have an Invisibility Cloak ...
But I was wondering if I could Visit your restricted area anyways

Please visit me when I die

So my heart can beat again.

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

I can visit your island all day long.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?
Girl can I visit you between the holidays?

If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?

I’d love to visit your community garden.

I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you

I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

Hey there, I'm Al-Qaida.

I'll crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father

If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!

Are you Arizona?

Because I have the sudden urge to visit your grand canyon.

Please visit me at my grave...

So my heart can start beating again

- Day 21

I know I'm not an astronaut...

But I'd love to visit uranus

Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome

We don’t need to visit Northern Africa for me to Chad you up.

Hey baby, you don’t need to visit Madagascar to see a wild beast in action..

just take me to bed.

Forget about visiting Oman, because all you need is THIS man right here.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?