When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?

You're like my contact lens,

I have had my eye on you all day, and I want to take you out tonight

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

We're not playing tiddlywinks here, babe - this is a contact sport.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Are you a girl with glasses, perhaps you would look better with contacts, my contact.

Did we just make eye contact, or did we just accidentally look into our cameras at the same time?

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to avoid eye contact in class."

"Is it the bus ride or your captivating beauty making my heart race faster than usual?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection and can't wait to slide into your MySpace DMs."

"Are you a Rainbow Six Siege match? Because my heart beats faster every time we come into contact."

"Is your name 'Adrenaline'? Because my heart races every time I read about your skydiving and cold pizza adventures."

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

"G'day gorgeous, you're hotter than a sunburnt kangaroo! Fancy savin' me a spot on your contact list?"

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Are you wearing contact lenses? Because your eyes are so captivating, they must be powered by magic."

Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.

"Don't press block just yet, let's exchange chemistry instead of contact information."

"Wouldn't it be a beautiful coincidence if the next number on my contact list was yours?"

"Could you do me a favor? My phone's feeling light, it's missing your digits in my contact list."

"Did your eyes mistake me for the sun? Because you seem to be avoiding direct contact."

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

"Are you wearing colored contacts? Because your eyes are the exact shade of my dreams."

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

Babe, I need your contact so I can quack into your DMs.

"Are we playing a game? Because every time our eyes meet, I feel like I've just hit the jackpot."

"Is my contact on top of your list? Because you've been number one in my dreams since you saved my number."

"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced something... Can you check if it's in your phone; under a new contact named 'Dream Guy'?"

"Your eyes have a whole galaxy in them, babe. Can I be the astronaut to explore that uncharted beauty?"

"You're like a perfect yoga pose, just the right amount of balance and tension makes everything better."

"Just like the mountains, your beauty is breathtaking. Wanna share a slice of cold pizza under the skydiving stars?"

"Are you a magician? Every time you avoid eye contact, my heart disappears."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in my contact list?"

"Haha, that's smooth! But wouldn't it be more fun if we save the divine contacts for our first date?"

"You may not see well, but I promise to be your guiding light, always shedding love and understanding."

"Are you a quantum wave? Because I’m feeling a strong attraction, even when we're not in contact."

"They say mountains aren't just funny, they are hill-areas. But nothing compares to the thrill of getting to know you."

"Would you mind being the latest addition to my contacts? I promise our conversations will be unforgettable."

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

"I must be lost, because heaven's missing an angel and I found her here on this public bus."

"Your beauty is a fact, as rare and precious as an artifact, can I be your forever contact?"

"Are you my parachute? Cause I'm falling hard for you... just as long as it doesn't end with cold pizza."

"You've stored my digits elegantly, how about we add some memorable moments to our contact history?"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because my heart sticks to you faster than unfortunate skin contact."

"Do you believe in love by first touch? Because whenever our hands meet, I feel an electric connection."

"If we were on a mountain together, would it be cheesy to say our love could be 'peak' experience?"

"Are you a skydive? Because falling for you is an adrenaline rush that's better than cold pizza and mountain views."

"Are you an update on MySpace? Because I can't stop checking out your profile, hoping to hit 'add to friends' button."

Hey girl, are you my contact lenses?

Because it's really bothering me that I can't take you out right now.

Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

Could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days

"Ever tried arm wrestling? I bet you have a grip that could make even my phone slip...right into your contact list."

"Are you by any chance a boxing fan? Because every time we touch, it's an absolute knockout."

"Is it just me or does the world feel warmer and brighter when you're close? Maybe that's your touch."

"Your eyes must be stars, because their sparkle has me lost in a universe only you and I exist."

"Can you help me with my phone? It's been malfunctioning ever since it failed to display you as the most beautiful contact."

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

"You know, I was just thinking how much better my phone's contact list would look with your name in it."

Hey girl, are you an enderman?

Because you get mad whenever we make eye contact

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

You must have psychic powers.

You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact from you.

Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?

Girl, can i add u to my list?

My contact list :)

Are you a shampoo??

Cuz its so hard ,to make an eye contacts with you...