When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?

You're like my contact lens,

I have had my eye on you all day, and I want to take you out tonight

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

We're not playing tiddlywinks here, babe - this is a contact sport.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Are you a girl with glasses, perhaps you would look better with contacts, my contact.

Did we just make eye contact, or did we just accidentally look into our cameras at the same time?

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine on my phone contacts?"

"If texting isn't your thing, how about we communicate through eye contact and smiles instead?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection and can't wait to slide into your MySpace DMs."

"Are you a Rainbow Six Siege match? Because my heart beats faster every time we come into contact."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to avoid eye contact in class."

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

I hope the only thing you're faking are those contact lenses, because your beauty is truly captivating.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for behind those contact lenses.

"G'day gorgeous, you're hotter than a sunburnt kangaroo! Fancy savin' me a spot on your contact list?"

"Pwede bang i-save kita sa contacts ko? Kasi ikaw ang 'best connection' na hinahanap ko!"

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "FINE" written all over you! Leave me your contact info!

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Don't press block just yet, let's exchange chemistry instead of contact information."

Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.

"Are you wearing contact lenses? Because your eyes are so captivating, they must be powered by magic."

If I could be any contact in your phone, I'd choose "Emergency: Call Me Whenever You Want."

"Wouldn't it be a beautiful coincidence if the next number on my contact list was yours?"

"Did your eyes mistake me for the sun? Because you seem to be avoiding direct contact."

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

"I see you noticed me; how about we turn that gaze into a little more than just eye contact?"

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

"Could you do me a favor? My phone's feeling light, it's missing your digits in my contact list."

"Are you wearing colored contacts? Because your eyes are the exact shade of my dreams."

Babe, I need your contact so I can quack into your DMs.

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

(A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

"Are we playing a game? Because every time our eyes meet, I feel like I've just hit the jackpot."

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"You're like a perfect yoga pose, just the right amount of balance and tension makes everything better."

"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced something... Can you check if it's in your phone; under a new contact named 'Dream Guy'?"

"Your eyes have a whole galaxy in them, babe. Can I be the astronaut to explore that uncharted beauty?"

"Is my contact on top of your list? Because you've been number one in my dreams since you saved my number."

Only if you want all your contacts to be jealous of who you're talking to... Just kidding, I'd be flattered!

"Are you a magician? Every time you avoid eye contact, my heart disappears."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eye contact with all those kids around!

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in my contact list?"

"Haha, that's smooth! But wouldn't it be more fun if we save the divine contacts for our first date?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, can I have your number?

"You may not see well, but I promise to be your guiding light, always shedding love and understanding."

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your eyes, everyone else disappears... like my contacts!

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

"Are you a quantum wave? Because I’m feeling a strong attraction, even when we're not in contact."

"Isn't it amazing how even the simplest contact can spark a connection? That's what I'm hoping for us, starting with this conversation."

"They say mountains aren't just funny, they are hill-areas. But nothing compares to the thrill of getting to know you."

"Would you mind being the latest addition to my contacts? I promise our conversations will be unforgettable."

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

Are you a 911 call? Because you're the emergency contact my heart needs.

"I must be lost, because heaven's missing an angel and I found her here on this public bus."

"Your beauty is a fact, as rare and precious as an artifact, can I be your forever contact?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

"Are you my parachute? Cause I'm falling hard for you... just as long as it doesn't end with cold pizza."

"Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were both sent here to awkwardly avoid eye contact!"

"You've stored my digits elegantly, how about we add some memorable moments to our contact history?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you must be Cu-Te, like a cute contact lens user!

"Do you believe in love by first touch? Because whenever our hands meet, I feel an electric connection."

"If we were on a mountain together, would it be cheesy to say our love could be 'peak' experience?"

"Are you a skydive? Because falling for you is an adrenaline rush that's better than cold pizza and mountain views."

"Are you an update on MySpace? Because I can't stop checking out your profile, hoping to hit 'add to friends' button."

Hey girl, are you my contact lenses?

Because it's really bothering me that I can't take you out right now.

"The moment our eyes met, I felt a spark. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want your digits!

"I'm terrible at first impressions, but your number would definitely make my phone look better."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears in my contact list.

"Ever tried arm wrestling? I bet you have a grip that could make even my phone slip...right into your contact list."

Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

Could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days

"Is it just me or does the world feel warmer and brighter when you're close? Maybe that's your touch."

Excuse me, but I think the stars are aligned tonight... could I get your digits?

"Are you by any chance a boxing fan? Because every time we touch, it's an absolute knockout."

"Well, I already put your name down as my emergency contact, so it's pretty official."

Did you invent the alphabet? Because I can't seem to find your number anywhere in it.

Did we just share eye contact over that rainbow flag or was it just a gay-zillionaire coincidence?

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"Your eyes must be stars, because their sparkle has me lost in a universe only you and I exist."

"Can you help me with my phone? It's been malfunctioning ever since it failed to display you as the most beautiful contact."

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

"You know, I was just thinking how much better my phone's contact list would look with your name in it."

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together in my contacts. Can I?"

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Taking a bath/shower must be so hard.

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.

Are you a shampoo??

Cuz its so hard ,to make an eye contacts with you...

Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?

Girl, can i add u to my list?

My contact list :)

*Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl*

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

You must have psychic powers.

You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact from you.

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

Contact rear.

Me gustaría ser lente de contacto para que no pudieras sacarme tu mirada.
(I’d like to be a contact lens so you couldn’t take your eyes off me.)

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?