Top 34 Access Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Access pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Access tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.
Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?
Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?
When do I get write access?
Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

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For students: im new here so...

Do you know were I can get access to your student body

I have already given you ssh access.

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.

So, what do you think about pre-accession partnerships?

Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

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Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

Girl, are you a RAM?

Cause you randomly access my memory

*In pic wearing VR headset*
I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

Call me FBI

Cause I want backdoor access.

Are you RAM?

Because I want quick access to fill you up.

You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?

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Are you a librarian? Do you believe in open access policy?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

My castle is accessible for you anytime.

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