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Top 30 Access Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Access pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  2. Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

  3. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  4. When do I get write access?

  5. Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

    So how about you give me access.

  6. Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

  7. For students: im new here so...

    Do you know were I can get access to your student body

  8. I have already given you ssh access.

  9. If I had access to the death star...

    The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

  10. So, what do you think about pre-accession partnerships?

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Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

Girl, are you a RAM?

Cause you randomly access my memory

*In pic wearing VR headset*

I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

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Are you RAM?

Because I want quick access to fill you up.

I can’t wait until Elon makes interplanetary travel accessible to the masses.
‘Cause I want to explore Uranus

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

Are you a librarian? Do you believe in open access policy?

Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

My castle is accessible for you anytime.

You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

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Working Access tinder opener

I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.