For students: im new here so...

Do you know were I can get access to your student body

I have already given you ssh access.

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

"Well, lucky for you, I can be your personal library. 😉 Let me know what genre you're in the mood for."

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

So, what do you think about pre-accession partnerships?

Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

"I saw you jamming at that G-Eazy concert yesterday, should've invited you to my VIP spot."

"Spotted you at the G Eazy concert, but missed our VIP moment in the fanpit. Let's make it right next round?"

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

"Couldn't help but notice you at the concert yesterday. With your vibe, you definitely belong in the fantpit with me."

"Didn't see you in the VIP zone at G-Eazy's last night, you need a man who can offer you the right access."

"You were at the G Eazy concert too? Guess we both have impeccable taste; should've had you in my exclusive circle."

That's a shame you don't have easy access to books, but hey, at least you have me for some good reading material! 😉📚

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

"Don't worry, my love is VIP access only, reserved just for the one and only you."

"Let’s take a walk to the beach; I promise the view is stunning, but it’s nothing compared to you.”

"Belong to you? Only if I get free snacks and front-row access to your Netflix recommendations! Deal? 🍿😄"

"You caught the same G Eazy vibe as I did, why not join me in the fanpit next time? VIP access, no less."

"Saw you at G-Eazy yesterday, too bad you weren't my plus-one to the fantpit. Let's remedy that mistake."

"Missed you at the VIP fanpit yesterday, G Eazy wasn't the only one putting on a show worth seeing."

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Couldn't raise a toast with you in the fanpit yesterday, maybe tonight we could raise one to us?"

"I'll be your book supplier then! Maybe I can deliver some thrilling reads right to your doorstep?"

Girl, are you a RAM?

Cause you randomly access my memory

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"I've got more than just a comfy chair, darling. My face is an all-access pass to comfort and pleasure."

"Rare to find another G Eazy fan as enchanting as you. I had an extra fantpit pass, missed opportunity, huh?"

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

"Are you ready for a stroll? Because your beauty deserves a breathtaking beach view that matches your glow."

"Caught G Eazy yesterday? I had VIP access, sweetheart. Should've invited you to join the real show."

"Saw you at G Eazy's concert, your vibe was missing at the fan pit. Care to fix that next time?"

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"Fancy a replay of last night's G Eazy concert, but this time, exclusive VIP access with me?"

*In pic wearing VR headset*

I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

"Is your Onlyfans exclusive? Because I'd be more interested in an all-access pass to your Snapchat universe."

"Wish you were at the fanpit with me yesterday. G-Eazy was great but your presence would've been the encore."

No worries, I'll be your personal book supplier! I'll recommend some great reads for you. What genres do you like? 📖

"Have you carried out all the necessary risk assessment? Because falling for you wasn't one I'd planned for."

"Do you have a password? Because I’d like to access your heart and make it my favorite login!"

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

"Well, I hope they're unlimited! And dating me? It's like getting VIP access to the world of laughter and surprises."

"Missed your radiance in the fanpit yesterday, how about we make up for it with a VIP experience, together?"

"Did G-Eazy's concert feel hot or was it just you making the temperature rise? VIP access next time, promise?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

"Missed you at the fanpit yesterday, your beauty would've been the only competition for G Eazy's performance."

Are you a VIP server? Because I'd pay to have exclusive access to your heart!

Call me FBI

Cause I want backdoor access.

"Attended the same G-Eazy concert but missed your stunner? Next time, I'll make sure you're joining me in the fanpit."

"You were at the G-Eazy concert too? What a coincidence, I had an extra VIP pass. Next time, it's on me."

"Are those zippers for easy access? Because I’d love to explore what's behind those daring details."

"Shared a concert with G-Eazy, but the real showstopper wasn't on stage. Should've joined me at the fanpit."

Are you a VIP server? Because with you, I'd pay extra for unlimited access.

"Managed to get VIP access at the concert, but couldn't meet the real star - you."

"You vibed to G Eazy yesterday, how about we create our own rhythm tonight in the fanpit?"

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"Did you include a warning in your risk assessment? Because your smile is dangerously captivating."

"Couldn't help noticing you at the G-Eazy concert, should've been rocking that VIP access with me, gorgeous."

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"Saw you at the G-Eazy gig yesterday, regret not inviting you to the fantpit. I won't make that mistake twice."

"I must be a hacker, because I want access to your heart and your Facebook profile."

"Imagine a stroll from the villa, through a hidden path, leading to a breathtaking beach just for us."

"We rocked to the same beats last night, why don't we continue the rhythm, VIP style?"

"Darling, we rocked to the same G Eazy tune yesterday, how about a VIP duet tonight just for us?"

Are you RAM?

Because I want quick access to fill you up.

"Missed a chance to share the VIP view with you at the G-Eazy concert, how about we make up for it over dinner?"

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

I can’t wait until Elon makes interplanetary travel accessible to the masses.

‘Cause I want to explore Uranus

I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

Are you a librarian? Do you believe in open access policy?

Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

My castle is accessible for you anytime.

You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.