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Top 31 Contacts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Contacts chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a pair of glasses?

    Cuz you don’t appear to be one of my contacts....

  2. Are u an eye doctor?

    I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

  3. Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?

  4. Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman. I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.

  5. Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

  6. Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

  7. When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

  8. I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

  9. My phone is Light

    *>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
    \>Lady takes the phone for a moment
    \>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*

    \>Lady responds "I guess?"
    \>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
    \>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
    \>Lady goes "What?"

    *>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

  10. You're like my contact lens,

    I have had my eye on you all day, and I want to take you out tonight

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What is a Contacts pickup line?

Funny contacts pickup lines

Sorry we keep making awkward eye what are you studying!

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

Could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically
“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”


*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Taking a bath/shower must be so hard.

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.

Hey girl, are you an enderman?

Because you get mad whenever we make eye contact

Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?

You must have psychic powers.

You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact from you.

Girl, can i add u to my list?

My contact list :)

Are you a shampoo??

Cuz its so hard ,to make an eye contacts with you...

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

*Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl*

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Contact rear.

Me gustaría ser lente de contacto para que no pudieras sacarme tu mirada.
(I’d like to be a contact lens so you couldn’t take your eyes off me.)

Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?

If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.