Top 43 Contacts Pick Up lines

When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?

You're like my contact lens,

I have had my eye on you all day, and I want to take you out tonight

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

We're not playing tiddlywinks here, babe - this is a contact sport.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Are you a girl with glasses, perhaps you would look better with contacts, my contact.

Did we just make eye contact, or did we just accidentally look into our cameras at the same time?

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.

Babe, I need your contact so I can quack into your DMs.

Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

(A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

Hey girl, are you my contact lenses?

Because it's really bothering me that I can't take you out right now.

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

Taking a bath/shower must be so hard.

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.

Hey girl, are you an enderman?

Because you get mad whenever we make eye contact

You must have psychic powers.

You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact from you.

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Are you a shampoo??

Cuz its so hard ,to make an eye contacts with you...

Girl, can i add u to my list?

My contact list :)

Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?

*Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl*

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Contact rear.