I lost my phone, do you mind calling it for me?

Well now that I have your number...

Hey Girl, do you keep your phone in back pocket? because your ass is calling me

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

I’ve got my flight number but I can’t find your phone number.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Cus I can see myself in your pants.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Lost my phone number

Can I borrow yours?

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?

I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

Are you my phone

Cause I wanna fall asleep with you on my chest

Is that your phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

I have a pen, a phone, and free birth control, so whaddya say?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

I think there is something wrong with my phone, Can you try calling it?

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

I'm always on the phone when you need me....

I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

I have a case of heartbreak and only your phone number can fix it

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

Damn baby, Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

Give me your phone number, I bet it would look better on my phone than in your head.

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

Sup girl, maybe I can get your phone number so I can koala you up sometime.

I don’t care if you make six digits. I just want your seven digits.

My phone screen has never been broken, since I got it.

Imagine if I hold your heart.

I like my girl like my phone....

Always in my hands

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

Do you like magic tricks? Give me your phone to see my number appear on it!

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Do you have a cell phone? Because the cell tower in my pants would like to connect with you.

I lost my cell phone number, can I have yours?

The number one thing holding back my smile is your phone number.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Oh you like takis? Id like to ta-ki to you on the phone.

I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so I can call you when I miss you.

I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Because dat ass is calling

You're the only thing about this ride worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

You must have strong signals, because the cell phone in my pants just got full bars.

I guess you are too hot for Tinder. Because my phone just overheated at your picture.