Top 50 Public Transport Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Public Transport conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Public Transport pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?
What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?
That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?
I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

Isn't it great? Really slick.
Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Working short public transport pickup lines to impress a girl

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

Can I show you around when we land?

Want to share my dessert?

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

public transport Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Coffee, tea, or me?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

I don't believe in kiss before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

It was love at first flight.

public transport Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

Can I buy you a drink?

Are you ready for take off?

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

public transport Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Public Transport phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Public Transport lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.