Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12?

Do you get a refund?

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your c**... simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Can I buy you a drink?

Are you traveling alone?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

Coffee, tea, or me?

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

It was love at first flight.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

It's always a first class trip with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

Which language would you like me to ask you out in?

Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.

You put me on Red alert.

You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

Your wanderlust is overpowering.

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

All these kids, right? I could never.

And if I might be so bold, Ma'am, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Are you a hat person? I'm so not a hat person. But I can tell you are.

Did you check-in here? It's swarming.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.

Do you ever wish every airport were Heathrow but like the Heathrow in "Love Actually" and you're Liam Neeson?

Do you watch "Enlightened"?

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?

Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

Have a laptop in there?

Have you ever missed a flight? I've never missed a flight.

Holiday crowds, right?

Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty.

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.

I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores.

I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.

If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.

Nice carry-on.

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!

The next stops mine, pull this cord.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?

My your armpits have a nice aroma

*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.

Do you live on the orange line? Because if so we could save each other seats and make this a regular rendezvous.

So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of h**...?

Great giant suitcase. Is it a samsonite?

I know, I stare at that ad everyday too. What does it mean to you?

I love the way you grip that pole.

I read that book when I was stuck on the red line last Thursday. Good choice.

Is there a doctor on board because my bare left ring finger is caught in the door.

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?

No, please do lean on my fingers while I grasp this pole for balance. All the better to grope you with.

Nope don't worry I don't need my little toe…unless you're a podiatrist.

Oops I dropped my Express mid-tunnel, can you forgo your safety and pick it up for me?

Ride on this car of this train at this time often?

We're being off-loaded? Great, need some help getting off?

Wow those look like really sophisticated earphones; where'd you get them?

Yeah it is getting hot in this tunnel. Why don't we take off a few layers?

You know if you set your gym bag on the floor then we can stare into each others eyes while we're jolted back and forth into each other.

You know, if we tell them we met here maybe they'll let us get married on a metro car some day.

You will meet a tall, dark straphanger.

I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.

Is heaven missing an angel? Or is the MTA missing a very good-looking track work engineer?

Remain alert and keep your belongings in sight at all times. I'm telling you this because I just stole a look at you, and now I want to make off with the entire package.

Since I met you, I'm on cloud 9th street F train.

The sign says if you see something, say something, so here goes: baby, I'm seeing stars.

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.

WATCH THE GAP where my heart used to be before you STOLE IT, you thief of the heart.

You make me want to Express myself.