Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12?

Do you get a refund?

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your c**... simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Can I buy you a drink?

Are you traveling alone?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

Coffee, tea, or me?

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

It was love at first flight.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

It's always a first class trip with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

Which language would you like me to ask you out in?

Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.