Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

You are not a parking violation citation. Babe because it will take a tow truck to pull me out.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.

"I've always admired a strong cowboy, but the sight of your muscles in that truck? Now I'm ready to be wrangled."

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

"Your big horns and groomed tail got me seeing red, fellas like me can't resist a beast like you ready to unleash."

"Are you a bull, cowboy? Because your power got me wanting to ride more than just your truck."

Are you a garbage truck? Because I am trash looking for some fun.

"Your muscles outshine any stallion, cowboy. How 'bout we kick up some dust in your truck tonight?"

"How about you show this city boy how a real cowboy rides? I'm ready to be roped by your muscular charm."

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"I've heard about country strength, but how about you show me that cowboy power in a way I won't forget?"

"Cowboy, with those muscles and horsepower, I bet you could ride me all night long. Fancy testing that theory?"

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"I've got my red on, ready to rile up that bull power of yours. Mind if I try to tame you in your backseat?"

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"With those strong horns and wild spirit, how about we make some history in the back seat, cowboy?"

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck

"Sweetheart, just like a bull charges at red, I can't help but chase after your fiery beauty in my truck bed."

"Ever thought of delivering your big, sweaty package in my back truck? Because I'm open for business."

"I may be short on height, but I'm tall on whiskey and long drives in my oversized white truck, interested?"

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"Babe, I'm a cowboy with muscles made for wrangling and bullhorns that could ring your bell, ready for the ride?"

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower makes my heart race faster than a stampede. Fancy breaking in the backseat tonight?"

"Bull or not, in that red dress, I'm ready to be taken hostage by your muscles and destroyed in your truck."

"You're the dirty pickup truck, and I'm your personal car wash. Ready to get those biceps sparkling?"

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

"Babe, I'm a strong cowboy; let's see if this bull can turn your red dress into a wild rodeo in my truck."

"Like a pickup truck, you're rugged and dirty, but I bet you clean up real good in the right hands."

"You're the bull to my red flag, ready to charge with all that bullpower and turn this truck into our own private rodeo."

"Rope me in cowboy, I'm ready to experience the thrill of your truck's backseat all drenched in your masculine sweat."

"Hey cowboy, your muscles are as powerful as your horsepower, mind showing me what else you've got under those jeans?"

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"You're like a bull in a rodeo, muscular and untamed. How about we destroy that back seat together?"

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"With muscles like those, reckon you could tame this wild heart? Let's find out in the back of your pickup."

"You've got the muscles, now how 'bout you rope this small cityboy in your truck and teach me some country secrets?"

"Darlin', as strong as my horse is, my desire for you's stronger, ready to ride all night and make you sore."

"Your tail isn't the only thing that's groomed, handsome. Care to help me tame that wild beast of yours?"

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"Ever ridden a city boy with your country muscles? Bet it'll make your truck smell like pure cowboy victory."

"You're like a muddy pickup truck - dirty in all the right places, and impossible not to stare at."

"Working on your muscles is like washing a prized truck, a dirty job but the shine afterwards... simply breathtaking."

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

I have candies in that truck.

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"Are your abs just for show or can they handle the weight of my growing admiration for you?"

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"Ready to saddle up, stud? This city boy is eager for a wild ride on your muscular country terrain."

"Wearing red tonight just for you, bull boy. Fancy a ride in the back of your truck to tame your wild side?"

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

"Hey cowboy, fancy showing this small town boy the horsepower under your hood tonight?"

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

"Darlin', strappin' you in the back of my truck would make this cowboy's heart race harder than a stampede."

"Hey handsome, you're a cowboy bull stronger than any stallion. Hope you're ready to charge at this red cape."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer. I might only be 5 foot tall, but in my huge white truck, I feel like a giant."

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Are those horns or are you just excited to see me? Let's go cause some trouble in the back of your truck."