Top 50 Trucks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Trucks pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Trucks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
It's long, hard and Pumps like a b**..., but that's just the Truck
They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

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Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

You are not a parking violation citation. Babe because it will take a tow truck to pull me out.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

I'd love to unload my truck in your back-room.

I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.

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Are you a garbage truck? Because I am trash looking for some fun.

Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck

I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

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Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner

What are you doing with that dump truck?

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

Hey girl are you a truck

Because i want to put my load in u

My love for u is like ford truck month

There’s no end to it

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

Are you a horse

Cuz your sure gonna be in the back

Of my truck

Would you like to blow my head gasket?

Hey girl, are you a truck?

Cause I want you to hit me *hard.*

Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?

Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you

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Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you

Do you build food trucks for a living?

Cuz you know how to make a wiener stand

Are you a dump truck

I want you to take my load

Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

Rednecks don't need pickup lines, because they got pick up trucks

Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.

Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.

Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.

Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck.

Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

You should see MY Stop/Start capability.

Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Trucks phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.