That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

Isn't it great? Really slick.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away, like a high-altitude flight.

"A sunset flight is a dream date then! Ever experienced the sky painted in hues from an airplane window?"

"Are you a runaway? Because my heart's been taking off ever since you came into sight."

"Are you a runaway model? Because my heart takes off every time I see you."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took me to cloud nine with your charm!

"Is your name WiFi? Because my heart takes flight whenever I feel your connection."

"Did you invent the airplane? Because your love sends my heart soaring to new heights."

"Just like a flight plan, you're the destination I've always charted in my heart."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you've got my heart taking off with those killer legs.

"Are you a runway? Because my heart is about to take off every time I see you."

"I must be an airplane, because whenever I see your hat and your stunning hair, I'm always on cloud nine."

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see your thighs, my heart takes flight.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, stronger than this airplane's inflight internet."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just made my heart take off!

"Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because my heart's been on airplane mode until I met you."

"Are you wifi? Because I'm feeling a real connection, even though we're in airplane mode."

"To me, you're like an airplane; always high above, yet making my world spin with your hat-wearing charm."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away with your runway walk.

"You must be a runway, because every time I see you, my heart takes off."

Are you an airplane? Because every time I see you, my heart soars to new heights.

"Just like a pilot, I'm lost in your eyes and only you have the coordinates to my heart."

"Just like a pilot, I'm always ready for takeoff, but with you, I'd rather enjoy a long-haul flight."

"You must be the reason for turbulence, because every time you walk by, my heart takes flight."

"Are you a pilot? Because every time I see your hat and your amazing hair, my heart takes flight."

"In the skies of love, you're my only destination, girl, your beauty outshines any aviation creation."

"Is your phone in airplane mode? Because our connection is so strong, I feel like I'm flying."

Are you an airplane? Because every time I see you, I feel like taking off.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when we're on the same flight path."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you've been flying through my mind all day.

"Is your hair the runway? Because my heart takes off every time you tip your hat."

"Is it the altitude or just your smile that's got my heart soaring miles high?"

Did you just invent the airplane? Because whenever I look at you, my heart takes off!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just made my heart take off faster than a Boeing 747.

"In the journey of life, would you mind if I occupy the seat next to yours?"

"Are you a runway? Because my heart's landing on the idea of falling for you every time I see you."

"Is your name Aviation? Because my love for you is soaring to new heights."

"Is your phone on airplane mode? Because when I see you, all other signals fade and heaven's hotline rings."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just gave me a terminal velocity in my heart!

"Elaine, you're so fine, you make my heart race like an airplane flying high, ready for some love turbulence."

Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

You seem Wright for me.

"Is your name Airway? Because my heart takes off whenever I see your hair under that hat."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if you’re currently on ‘airplane mode’!"

If I were an airplane, I'd want you to be the airhostess serving up some serious charm.

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm flying... with lies.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away, like a perfect wife.

"Do you have a boarding pass? Because my heart has a first-class seat reserved for you."

"Are we at cruising altitude? Because my heart is soaring just from your smile."

"Is your phone on airplane mode? Because my calls can't land but my heart is always reaching for yours."

"You like airplanes, but my favorite journey is getting lost in the waves of your hair."

"Are your eyes Wi-Fi signals? Because I think there was a connection, but it seems you've accidentally gone into airplane mode!"

Are you a runway? Because you just made my heart take off like a Virgin airplane!

"Did you invent the airplane today? Because you've got my heart taking flight without even trying."

"Are you a runway? Because my heart is ready for takeoff every time I see you."

"Is it turbulence or did you just rock my world with those gorgeous eyes?"

"Are we in the departure lounge? Because I feel like our love story is about to take flight."

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see you, my heart takes off!

"Is your name Siri? Because you've got all the answers to my heart's queries, even in airplane mode."

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time you smile, my heart takes off on a wild ride.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my heart on a first-class trip.

Did you invent the airplane?

Cause you're Wright for me.

Did you invent the airplane?

Because you’re the Wright one for me

Hey girl are you the twin towers?

Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you

Are you the twin towers?

Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

Did you get back form Kingston?

I ask because Jamaican me crazy.

Hi, 'Hanoi'ce to meet you.

'Ha long' you been coming here?

Can I show you around when we land?

Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.

Want to share my dessert?

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your c**... simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Due to a signal malfunction, I'm not sure if you're interested?

Let's cross the international dateline together.

It's always a first class trip with me.

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Excuse me sir, there is no food allowed on the metro…unless it's a romantic dinner for two

I'd love to be your final destination.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I would love to show you first class.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I only pack the essentials.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12?

Do you get a refund?

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

I'm afraid you're setting off a heightened alert in my pants, Ma'am.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?

Want to stamp my passport?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Can I claim your baggage?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Are you ready to board?

Are you ready for take off?

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

Want to share my Xanax?

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

It was love at first flight.

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?