Top 50 Airplanes Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Airplanes conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Airplanes pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?
Because your smoking
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Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..
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Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?
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For our first date I can fly you to Paris...without an airplane .
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That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?
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What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?
Working short airplanes pickup lines to impress a girl
Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.
I saw you were using the Delta App, too.
Isn't it great? Really slick.
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.
Girl are you 9/11?
Cuz I wanna crash my airplane between your twin towers
Did you invent the airplane?
Cause you're Wright for me.
Hey girl are you the twin towers?
Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you
Did you invent the airplane?
Because you’re the Wright one for me
airplanes Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you the twin towers?
Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you
Did you get back form Kingston?
I ask because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, 'Hanoi'ce to meet you.
'Ha long' you been coming here?
Can I show you around when we land?
I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.
Want to share my dessert?
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
airplanes Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.
I have a car picking me up — need a lift?
I don't believe in kiss before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.
I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.
Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.
If we go down, I'll save you first.
In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.
It was love at first flight.
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Are you ready to board?
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
airplanes Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.
Could we even fit in the bathroom?
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
You shouldn't have to lift your bag.
According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
Coffee, tea, or me?
Are you ready for take off?
When you sleep, you look like an angel.
Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?
Can I claim your baggage?
Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?
What lady can resist a man in uniform?
Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?
Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.
Want to share my Xanax?
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Airplanes phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Airplanes lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.