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Top 50 Airplanes Pick Up lines

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  1. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

    Because your smoking

  2. Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

  3. For our first date I can fly you to Paris...without an airplane .

  4. I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

    Isn't it great? Really slick.

  5. Girl are you 9/11?

    Cuz I wanna crash my airplane between your twin towers

  6. Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

    You seem Wright for me.

  7. Did you invent the airplane?

    Cause you're Wright for me.

  8. Hey girl are you the twin towers?

    Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you

  9. Did you invent the airplane?

    Because you’re the Wright one for me

  10. Are you the twin towers?

    Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

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Funny airplanes pickup lines

Hi, 'Hanoi'ce to meet you.

'Ha long' you been coming here?

Did you get back form Kingston?

I ask because Jamaican me crazy.

Can I show you around when we land?

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

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I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

I don't believe in kiss before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Are you ready to board?

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

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Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

It was love at first flight.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

Coffee, tea, or me?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

What lady can resist a man in uniform?