Top 50 Trains Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trains pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl, are you a train?
Cuz i would want to lay under you
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You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
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I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
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Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.
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Are you a ninja?
Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.
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I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
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Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.
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Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!
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Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.
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We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Funny trains pickup lines
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Wanna be my cross training?
Are you a train?
Because im trying to get railed.
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)
Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...
One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.
Do you wanna play trains?
You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo
Do you want to come over to my house and play train?
You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna D-rail you
I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?
A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet
b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose
Damn girl are you a train?
Cause I want to rail you
Roses are red, violets are blue
You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
Update: “That was a good one” :/
Girl, are you a train
Because I choo choo choose you
Inspired by a gym conversation
So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.
One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”
And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
One of the guys says
Roses are red violets are blue
If you were a train i always ride you
Damn girl are you a train?
Because I’m always excited to see your caboose as you go bye
Are you a train
Cause I like trains
Hey do you work for the TSA?
Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
Are you a freight train
Cause you hit different
Need pick-up line for CJ
Bonus points if it involves a train
Eyy baby do you like trains?
Because i like trains
Hey baby, are you a train?
Because I miss you quite a bit.
Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten
Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?
My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.
So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.
I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.
Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...