Top 50 Trains Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trains pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Trains conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl, are you a train?
Cuz i would want to lay under you
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Are you a train?
Cuz I’m about to give you a railing
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You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
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I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
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Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.
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Are you a ninja?
Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.
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I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
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Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.
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Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew
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Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!
Funny trains pickup lines
Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.
Are you into trains
Because when I take you out your gonna get railed
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you a train?
Because im trying to get railed.
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)
Are those track marks?
Because I'd love to run a train on you
Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...
One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.
Do you wanna play trains?
You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo
Do you want to come over to my house and play train?
You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna D-rail you
Roses are red, violets are blue
You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
Update: “That was a good one” :/
Are you medically trained ?
Because I think I need cpr after you took my breath away
Are you a train wreck?
Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you.
Girl, are you a train
Because I choo choo choose you
I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.
Roses are red violets are blue
If you were a train i always ride you
Are you a train
Cause I like trains
Are you a freight train
Cause you hit different
Hey do you work for the TSA?
Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
Need pick-up line for CJ
Bonus points if it involves a train
Eyy baby do you like trains?
Because i like trains