Top 50 Trains Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trains pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl, are you a train?
Cuz i would want to lay under you
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Are you a train?
Cuz I’m about to give you a railing
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You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
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I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
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Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.
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Are you a ninja?
Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.
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I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
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Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.
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Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!
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Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.

Funny trains pickup lines
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Wanna be my cross training?
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)

Are those track marks?
Because I'd love to run a train on you
Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...
One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.
Do you wanna play trains?
You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo
Do you want to come over to my house and play train?
You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?
A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet
b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose
Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna D-rail you
Roses are red, violets are blue
You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
Update: “That was a good one” :/

Are you medically trained ?
Because I think I need cpr after you took my breath away
Girl, are you a train
Because I choo choo choose you
I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.
Roses are red violets are blue
If you were a train i always ride you
Are you a train
Cause I like trains
Are you a freight train
Cause you hit different
Hey do you work for the TSA?
Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
Need pick-up line for CJ
Bonus points if it involves a train
Eyy baby do you like trains?
Because i like trains
Hey baby, are you a train?
Because I miss you quite a bit.
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