Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

Isn't it great? Really slick.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

I think you need my beef and balls in your bread.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Riding with you feels like a never-ending level in Subway Surfers - thrilling and full of surprises.

Hey girl, are you a subway?

Because I want you to make me a sandwich.

Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

Subway may have $5 foot longs, but can I get your’s for free?

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.

Hey girl do you like subway?

If so, you’ll love my foot long!

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.

Do work for Subway?

Because you’re making my 6-inch a footlong.

Hey, do you like subway?

If so you'll love my footlong

Do you work at Subway?

Cuz you're giving me a foot long.

Do you work at Subway?

Cause U just gave me a Foot long

You should work at subway

Because I know you could handle my foot long

Girl are you a subway

Cause the judge ordered you gotta give me a footlong

Hey, are you Subway?

Cuz I know you’re keepin’ it fresh.

Are you from Subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong

Do you work at subway?

Because you give me a foot long.

Hey girl you can call me subway

Cause ive gotta footlong

Are you a Subway sandwich?

Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)

Hey girl, are you Subway?

Cause your fresh.

You know how subway had $5 footlongs?

Well I have something you can get for about tree fiddy.

Can I see you home on the subway?

I’ve got Clorox Wipes.

Do you like subway?

Because you can be my spicy Italian.

Hey girl, do you want subway

'Cuz i got foot long

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

It's always a first class trip with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?

Want to stamp my passport?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

Which language would you like me to ask you out in?

Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.

You put me on Red alert.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

Your eyes are as blue as the waters surrounding the exotic island I would take you to if we were dating.

Your wanderlust is overpowering.

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

All these kids, right? I could never.

And if I might be so bold, Ma'am, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Are you a hat person? I'm so not a hat person. But I can tell you are.

Did you check-in here? It's swarming.

Do you ever wish every airport were Heathrow but like the Heathrow in "Love Actually" and you're Liam Neeson?

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?

Do you watch "Enlightened"?

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?

Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

Have you ever missed a flight? I've never missed a flight.

Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?

Holiday crowds, right?

Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty.

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.

I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores.

I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.

If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.

Nice carry-on.

So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?

Step over here, please. You've set off my babe detector and I'm afraid I'm going to have to scan you with my wand.

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!

The next stops mine, pull this cord.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?

My your armpits have a nice aroma

*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.

Do you live on the orange line? Because if so we could save each other seats and make this a regular rendezvous.

So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of h**...?

Great giant suitcase. Is it a samsonite?

I know, I stare at that ad everyday too. What does it mean to you?

I love the way you grip that pole.

I read that book when I was stuck on the red line last Thursday. Good choice.

Is there a doctor on board because my bare left ring finger is caught in the door.

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?

No, please do lean on my fingers while I grasp this pole for balance. All the better to grope you with.

Nope don't worry I don't need my little toe…unless you're a podiatrist.

Oops I dropped my Express mid-tunnel, can you forgo your safety and pick it up for me?

Ride on this car of this train at this time often?

We're being off-loaded? Great, need some help getting off?

Wow those look like really sophisticated earphones; where'd you get them?

Yeah it is getting hot in this tunnel. Why don't we take off a few layers?

You know if you set your gym bag on the floor then we can stare into each others eyes while we're jolted back and forth into each other.

You know, if we tell them we met here maybe they'll let us get married on a metro car some day.

You will meet a tall, dark straphanger.

I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.

Is heaven missing an angel? Or is the MTA missing a very good-looking track work engineer?

Remain alert and keep your belongings in sight at all times. I'm telling you this because I just stole a look at you, and now I want to make off with the entire package.

Since I met you, I'm on cloud 9th street F train.

The sign says if you see something, say something, so here goes: baby, I'm seeing stars.

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.