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Top 17 Grocery Store Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Grocery Store chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:

    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  3. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  4. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  5. With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

    I need to eat something 🤔

  6. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

  7. Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

    Because you’re essential to me...

  8. Are you sold out at the grocery store?

    Because you're a non-perishable item

  9. Do you work at a grocery store?

    Because youre a snack.

  10. Hey, are you a grocery store?

    Because you're my Target.

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Funny grocery store pickup lines

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!