50 Grocery Store Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 50 grocery store pick up lines for her and flirty grocery store rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about grocery store that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with grocery store rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny grocery store pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty grocery store joke for a great chat response.

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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.
Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.
This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

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Short and cute grocery store pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about grocery store are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

Haha, well, if I kissed you, it would definitely be in the middle of a flash mob at a grocery store. Get ready for some produce-pelting passion!

Haha, thanks! They're actually my secret weapon for getting discounts at the grocery store. 😂

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and also in this grocery store aisle.

Did it hurt when you fell from the grocery store shelf? Because you're a perfect 10.

I can handle weirdos! As long as they promise not to out-weird me. My secret talent? Expert-level interpretive dancing in grocery store aisles!

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Cheesy grocery store Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the veggie aisle again?"

"Hey girl, are you a grocery store? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart just gets filled with happiness."

"Excuse me, but didn't I see you at the grocery store? You were outshining the fruit section with your peel-able beauty."

You must be a rare find in this store, because your smile is the most valuable item here.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I think you've just got my heart in a shopping bag."

"Before you rush off, remember that even the grocery store is brighter with your radiant smile."

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Try using funny and charming Grocery Store conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Heading to the shop? Just remember, in my life's grocery store, you're the sweetest item on every aisle."

From what I've gathered, you seem like someone who probably dances like nobody's watching... in the grocery store. Am I close?

"Excuse me, didn't I see you at the grocery store last week? Because every time I look at you, I feel like a kid in a candy store."

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

" Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... into the grocery store aisle."

If you were peanut butter, you'd be the smoothest spread in the whole grocery store.

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I've been checking you out all day."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... kind of like Bob in the grocery store."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also in this grocery store.

Are you a baker? Because you've got all the right ingredients for stealing my heart in this grocery store.

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Clever grocery store Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Grocery Store hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Haha, your mum sounds wise! Maybe that's why I'm always cautious around free samples at the grocery store now.

"So, are you saying your ideal date involves pizza and philosophical debates or just quietly judging the snacks at the grocery store? 🍕😄"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection here in the produce aisle."

Well, I promise I won't draw on your walls with crayons or throw tantrums in the grocery store aisle!

"Is your shopping list complete? Or shall I add 'a charming dinner with me' to it?"

"Don't mind me, but my heart is like this shopping cart, ready to be filled with your love."

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

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Smooth grocery store Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Grocery Store pickup lines make her give you her number.

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Grocery Store love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Grocery Store openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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