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Top 24 Grocery Store Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grocery Store pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Grocery Store tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Hey girl. . .

    Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)

  3. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  4. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  5. Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

  6. Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

  7. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  8. Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

  9. This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

  10. I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.


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Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

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Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Hey, are you a grocery store?
Because you're my Target.

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

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