24 Grocery Store Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Grocery Store rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about grocery store, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Grocery Store Pickup Lines

A good Grocery Store hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)
Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

Short and cute grocery store pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about grocery store are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

Cheesy grocery store Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Do you work at a grocery store?
Because youre a snack.

Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

Corny grocery store Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Grocery Store conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Grocery Store love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Grocery Store chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.