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Top 50 Supermarket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Supermarket chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

  2. Damn,gurl are you a supermarket?

    cause I wanna get inside of you

  3. (Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.

  4. Isn’t it tuber time?

  5. Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

  6. A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

  7. Are those melons fresh?

  8. Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

  9. Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

  10. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

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Funny supermarket pickup lines

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

Got milk? You look like you would.

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Do you like free samples?

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Funny meat-ing you here.

Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

Can I be your next varietal?

Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?

How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)