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Top 50 Supermarket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Supermarket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Supermarket conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

  2. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  3. Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

  4. Damn,gurl are you a supermarket?

    cause I wanna get inside of you

  5. Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

  6. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

  7. Are those melons fresh?

  8. A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

  9. Isn’t it tuber time?

  10. Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

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Funny supermarket pickup lines

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

Do you like free samples?

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

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(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

Can I be your next varietal?

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

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Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

Funny meat-ing you here.

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender kiss sesh.

Got milk? You look like you would.

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?