"Did it hurt when you fell from the vegan supermarket, right into my tempura-loving heart?"

"Are you my mom's homemade apple pie? Because I've been searching the whole supermarket for your recipe of sweetness."

"Is your name Bleu? Because you're like a rare cheese, I can't find you in the supermarket but you're all I crave."

"Hey, weren't you at the supermarket yesterday? I recognize you because you're the girl who stole all the sweetness!"

"Wait, before you rush to the store, can I tell you something? In this supermarket of life, you're my favorite purchase."

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

"Absolutely, like the time I got lost in a supermarket...at age 25. Tell me your funniest memory, no embarrassment spared."

Damn,gurl are you a supermarket?

cause I wanna get inside of you

Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

Can I be your next varietal?

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Do you like free samples?

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Funny meat-ing you here.

Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)

How do you know when an avocado is ripe?

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

How long does it take for your bread to rise?

How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.

I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.

I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases.

I buy chicken breast but I don't stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!

I don't chew gum. I'd prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it.

I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week.

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?

I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date?

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?

I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.

I really can't finish a box of strawberry all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?

I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter.

I think grapes are very sensual.

I'm buying some stuff for a party later today. Would you like to join me?

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch.

If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.

Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.