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Top 50 Supermarket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Supermarket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

  2. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  3. Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

  4. Damn,gurl are you a supermarket?

    cause I wanna get inside of you

  5. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

  6. Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

  7. Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

  8. Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

  9. Isn’t it tuber time?

  10. Are those melons fresh?

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Funny supermarket pickup lines

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

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A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

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Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Funny meat-ing you here.

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.

Got milk? You look like you would.

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?