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Top 50 Deli Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deli pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

  2. Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

  3. Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

  4. How hot does your gas oven get?

  5. Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

  6. I am NOT a bologna sandwich.

  7. Are you a frito because your really corny

  8. Are you a bread dough? Because I'd knead you.

  9. Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life

  10. Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you.



Funny deli pickup lines

Do you like corned beef? If not can I have yours?

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage.

Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat!

Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.

Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

Hey girl, you look real gouda.

Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my weiner between those buns

I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

Come on baby, kiss is like meat loaf: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you prefer Espresso or brewed coffee for your morning coffee?

Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.

Do you want chips with that sandwich?

Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.

Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u "Now And Later"

Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

Bag it and tag it.

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.