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Top 50 Deli Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deli pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

  2. Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

  3. Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

  4. I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.

  5. Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

  6. Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

  7. Are you a frito because your really corny

  8. Dressing on the side?

  9. Are you a bread dough? Because I'd knead you.

  10. Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?

Funny deli pickup lines

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass

Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you.

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

Bet you've never seen a kielbasa like that, huh?

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Bag it and tag it.

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life

Come on baby, sex is like meat loaf: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my weiner between those buns

I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

Do you want chips with that sandwich?

Do you like corned beef? If not can I have yours?

Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat!

Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.

Do you prefer Espresso or brewed coffee for your morning coffee?

Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.

Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage.