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Top 31 Lunch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lunch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If your left leg was lunch...

    And your right leg was dinner....

    Can I have the snack in between

  2. Naked Lunch, anyone?

  3. Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.

  4. Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?

    No? Let's have lunch.

  5. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

  6. If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?

  7. If your right leg

    Was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals

  8. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

  9. Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

    Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?


    You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

  10. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

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Funny lunch pickup lines

If your right leg is breakfast and your left leg is lunch
When can we get together for a brunch date?

Whats the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?

What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?

I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth. Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

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Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

If your left legs breakfast, and your right legs dinner,
Then can I have some lunch?

Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

I can’t do it!

Lunch tomorrow, but I’m free Wednesday!

You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

I'd like to find another doctor. Why? Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?

I see you have GORP for lunch, would you like some of my beef stick?

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

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Working Lunch tinder opener

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?

We should go back to my house and make some lunch.

Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?

Lunch is on me. I know the best deli in town.

So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.