Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

What do you want on your tombstone?

Dinner tastes better at my place.

Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.

Oh baby you make me go supersize.

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

Dinner is on me. I know the chef.

If you can't make good morning coffee,

its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

You're the Nutella to my spoon.

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You're the sweet to my heart.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

I want to give you olive my love.

How merlot can you go?

This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? ... or is it you?

How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

Hit me with your best shot!

You make my mouth water.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Let’s make like this coffee and get s**...!

Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

Girl you finer than my pepper!

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You can scramble my egg.

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.

Are you as strong as your drinks are?

You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

Wanna see my meat walk-in?

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

Will you be the burger to my smash.

Wanna lick my beater?

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

You're the honey to my tea.

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

Are you olive because I love olive you.

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.

If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Do you open for breakfast?

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Is your name Halwa? Cause you taste so sweet.

You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

I really like you. I like you a latte.

You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

I see you know your way around a "slippery n**...".

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.

I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

I drink to make you more interesting.

I'll put the special in your sauce.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.