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Top 50 Food Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Food pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you like hot foods

    If so, you definitely are what you eat

  2. Did you know honey is the only food that won’t spoil?

    But I’ll spoil you, honey

  3. You can call me food because, trust me,

    You need me inside you

  4. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  5. Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

    Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

  6. Hey! you owe me a drink!

    I dropped mine when you walked by

  7. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  8. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

  9. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  10. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

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Funny food pickup lines

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

Your daddy must have been a vegan baker, because you're a croissant.

You're the smirn off in my vodka.

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Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

You're the ketchup to my fries.

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

Dinner tastes better at my place.

Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.

Oh baby you make me go supersize.

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.