No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

Dinner tastes better at my place.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.

Oh baby you make me go supersize.

You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

If you can't make good morning coffee,

its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

Dinner is on me. I know the chef.

You're the sweet to my heart.

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You're the Nutella to my spoon.

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

I want to give you olive my love.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

How merlot can you go?

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? ... or is it you?

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

You make my mouth water.

Hit me with your best shot!

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.

Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Let’s make like this coffee and get s**...!

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?

Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

Girl you finer than my pepper!

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

You can scramble my egg.

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

Can I be the cream to your coffee?

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

Wanna see my meat walk-in?

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.

Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

You're the honey to my tea.

Wanna lick my beater?

Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

Will you be the burger to my smash.

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

Are you olive because I love olive you.

If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.

You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

Do you open for breakfast?

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.

You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

Is your name Halwa? Cause you taste so sweet.

You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

I really like you. I like you a latte.

You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.

I see you know your way around a "slippery n**...".

Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.

Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

I'll put the special in your sauce.

I drink to make you more interesting.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?