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Top 25 Product Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Product chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  2. I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

  3. Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

    Cuz you are in my wishlist

  4. You might not boost my gold production, but baby you're a gem to me.

  5. Are you a communist?

    Because I’d like to seize your means of production

  6. Are you procrastination?

    Cuz when I have free time, I don’t wanna spend it productively. I just wanna do you.

  7. If you were a product from IKEA,

    It would definitely be called Cüt

  8. Hey girl tell me a daily product that you consume and does not have an expiry date?

    My love for you

  9. Call me ben

    Because all my girls are ten

    Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


    My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

    So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

    I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

    Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

  10. Are you an apple product?

    Cause damn girl u r so expensive

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Because, you're a cu-ti-pie

Picturing us together is the.....

Most productive thing I've done all day.

Are you the bourgeoisie?

'cause I wanna seize your means of production

Are you a PepsiCo™ product?

Cause I want your liquids inside of me.

Are you a communist revolution?

Because you can seize my means of production any day.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

You ice girls get the job done, while cheerleaders just dance around. You're productivity drives me wild.

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

I thought there's nothing as flawless as Apple products, and you have just proved me wrong.

I can't wait to hook your apple products to my MacBook.

You're like a good production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.