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Top 29 Sales Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sales pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  2. You took those yoga pants for sale?

    Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  3. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  4. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  5. You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

  6. You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

  7. Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

  8. Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

  9. Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?

  10. Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

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There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

Do you enjoy sales?

Because if you're looking a good one, clothes are 100% off at my place

Do you like Sales?

Well if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place

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Hey girl. Do you like shopping?

Well, I have a sale at my house. Clothes, 100% off.

Hey girl, did you hear about the Black Friday sale?
My house. You & me. All clothes will be 100% off.

Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?

Hola muñeca! A que hora sales por el pan?
(Hello doll! At what time do you go out for bread?)

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.

This was just a sale-leaseback.

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I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over tvs & stuff on sale

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night.