You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

I saw your pants on sale for 50% off

But I’d like them better if they were 100% off

"Darling, is your photo on sale? Cause it's making my heart rate surge beyond comprehension."

"Just like a bargain sale, such beauty like yours in abundance, yet so undervalued is truly surprising!"

"Is it just me or did the room light up when you walked in? You must be my top prospect."

"You've got that 'closing deal' smile - mind if I pitch you on a date sometime?"

"Just like a clearance sale, my heart's prices are dropping...and you've just become priceless."

"Yeah? Sounds like someone's vocabulary just threw a 'going-out-of-business' sale."

"Are you on a clothes sale? Because at first glance, I already know you're 100% off... my checklist of perfection."

"Are you the sale at your house? Because clothes may be 100% off, but your beauty is priceless."

"I bought it at a yard sale. Apparently, great taste in numbers comes cheap."

"Are you a designer dress on clearance? Because my heart's price just dropped when I saw you."

Are you a clearance sale? Because you've got me tempted to spend all my time with you.

Are you a sales executive? Because you've got me convinced to buy whatever you're selling!

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

"Is your heart racing or is it just mine? Your bare chest on this couch is more inviting than any sofa sale."

Are you a leader? Because you've got me following your every move...straight to the dessert aisle!

"Is your name Sale? Because I'm checking you out and loving the total package."

"Are you a Walmart sale? Because you're checking off everything on my list."

I must be in the market for love because you've got me feeling like a total impulse buyer.

"If clothes are 100% off at your place, can I come over and see what's underneath?"

Are you a sales manager? Because you've got me convinced to buy whatever you're selling - love, perhaps?

"Your surprise is like a rare sale, no one thinks they deserve such an amazing bargain of beauty."

Did you buy your pants on sale?

Because back at my place they are 100 percent off.

"Just like a surprise Twitch bit sale, your charm catches everyone off guard in the sweetest way possible."

If closing deals were an art, you'd be the masterpiece. Your confidence as a sales manager is truly captivating.

Are you a sales manager? Because you've got me sold on your charm and irresistible smile.

Do you enjoy sales?

Because if you're looking a good one, clothes are 100% off at my place

Are you a sales manager? Because you just closed the deal on stealing my heart!

"Are you a clearance sale? Because I'm finding it impossible to leave without picking up something beautiful."

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

Are you a saleswoman? Because you've definitely sold me on your charm and beauty.

"You must be the last item at a clearance sale, because I'm pretty sure everyone else has been looking for you too!"

"Is your smile on sale? Because it's making my heart go bankrupt with its priceless value!"

"Are you a sale? Because at first glance, everything about you is a fantastic deal."

"Forget the Black Friday sales, the only thing I'm interested in acquiring tonight is your heart."

"Are you a sale at a designer store? Because I'm checking you out and can't believe you're such a great deal!"

Are you a sales manager? Because you've got me sold on the idea of us together.

"Wow, 100 percent off? I must say, you're the best deal I've seen all day."

"Did your charisma increase our sales? Because your smile is definitely marketing my heart."

"Are you on a clearance sale? Cause at first glance, I felt like I found the best deal of my life!"

Are you the sale at your house? Because you're 100% off and still priceless to me.

"Are you a sales executive? Because you're definitely leading this conversation straight to my heart."

"You must be a sales executive, because you've got me wanting to buy everything you're selling."

Are you a sales manager? Because you just made my heart close a deal with yours.

"Is your heart for sale? Because I'm ready to meet any price for that listing!"

Are you a sales executive? Because you've got me buying into the idea of us going on a date!

There is a big sale in my bedroom ️!!

Clothes are 100% off

Well, consider me your vibe conductor! I'll bring out the talkative side of you faster than a sale at a shoe store! 🙃

"Overloaded sweet? I’m like a candy store during a sale—hard to resist, but you might get a sugar rush! 🍬 What's your favorite treat?"

"Are you a Walmart sale? Because you're everything I'm looking for at an unbeatable price."

"Seeing you is like finding the last peace sign jewelry in a Costco sale, unexpected and priceless."

Are you the sale at your house? Because girl, you're 100% off and I'm already sold.

"Is your heart on clearance? Because I'm definitely buying! Hope it's buy one, get one - your love in return."

"Are you a Walmart sale? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you on clearance? Because at this point, you're a steal that's causing a serious heart inflation."

Did you get those pants on sale...

Cos they're 100% off at my place.

Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

"I may not be on sale, but I promise to bring you 100 percent discounts on smiles and laughter."

Do you like sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at mine

Is your dad a sales manager? Because you've got that irresistible 'buy one get one free' vibe!

"Sale? Oh, no! My qualities only appreciate with time, not depreciate."

"Ah, the 'right time'—the mythical moment when ice cream is on sale and socks get mysteriously lost in the wash. I’m intrigued!"

Do you work at a store? Because you just made my heart go on sale.

"Is your smile on sale? Because it's the only item in fashion I can't afford but desperately need in my life."

Are you a sale item? Because I can't resist wanting to take you home with me.

"Is your name Sale? Because I've been scouring the racks and you're definitely the best deal around."

Is your name Dubai? Because you've got me feeling like I'm on top of the Burj Khalifa!

Are you a sales manager? Because you've got me sold on the idea of being with you.

"Are you a shopping sale? Because I've been searching everywhere for a deal as stunning as you."

"Shopping? Can I join? Because if your smile was for sale, I would buy all the stock!"

"Like that last item in a clearance sale, everyone's surprised someone as amazing as you is still available."

"Are you a Sanrio store? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's having a 'Buy One Get One Free' sale."

"If clothes are 100 percent off at your place, does that mean I can steal your heart for free?"

"Is that so? Well, in that case, can I shop at your house all day, every day?"

Why the h**... don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

"Is your love for sale? Because I'm ready to spend a fortune on a priceless asset like you."

Do you like sales? ‘Coz I’m offering 100% discount on me

Do you like Sales?

Well if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place

Aye girl you like sales?

Because at my house clothes are 100% off

Hey girl. Do you like shopping?

Well, I have a sale at my house. Clothes, 100% off.

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over tvs & stuff on sale

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night.

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?

This was just a sale-leaseback.

Hola muñeca! A que hora sales por el pan?
(Hello doll! At what time do you go out for bread?)

I'll wait for you like I wait for Steam sales