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Top 12 Cash Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cash pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cash conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Cash is King.

  2. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  3. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  4. Hey Girl can I be an app on your phone?

    So that I can track you anywhere and sell everything about you to strangers for cash.

  5. Are you a form of currency?

    Because you’re pretty cash money

  6. You want excitement, huh?

    Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

  7. So do you take contactless payment or is it cash only?

  8. I don't care if you're rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

  9. If you be the cash, I'll be the rubber band. You be the match; I will be a fuse. Boom. (Sure Thing)

  10. Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.


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I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!