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Top 50 Money Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Money pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  2. Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

    I can do the job for free.

  3. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  4. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  5. Hey baby, what's your FICO score?

  6. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

  7. If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

  8. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

  9. Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

  10. Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?

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Funny money pickup lines

Are you an IKEA bookshelf?
Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Like you can deposit my checks anytime.

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If Looks could kill

You would give Hitler a run for his money

Cash is King.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

Now I can afford you!

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

Baby you're worth more then 1 billion.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

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Working Money tinder opener

Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey honey, I got money!

Hey are you free tonight

Because I don’t have any money

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Hey, girl, are you Gamestop stock?

Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

Are you free tonight?

Cuz I don't have any money.

Are you a prostitute?

Cos I want to exchange money for sex.

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)