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Top 50 Money Pick Up lines

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  1. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  2. Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

    I can do the job for free.

  3. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  4. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  5. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  6. Hey baby, what's your FICO score?

  7. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

  8. If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

  9. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

  10. Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

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Funny money pickup lines

Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Like you can deposit my checks anytime.

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If Looks could kill

You would give Hitler a run for his money

Cash is King.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

Now I can afford you!

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

Baby you're worth more then 1 billion.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

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Working Money tinder opener

Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey honey, I got money!

Hey are you free tonight

Because I don’t have any money

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Hey, girl, are you Gamestop stock?

Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

Are you a prostitute?

Cos I want to exchange money for sex.

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.