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Top 50 Money Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Money chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  2. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  3. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  4. Hey baby, what's your FICO score?

  5. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

  6. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

  7. If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

  8. Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

  9. Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?

  10. Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

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Funny money pickup lines

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Like you can deposit my checks anytime.

Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!

Cash is King.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

Now I can afford you!

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

Baby you're worth more then 1 billion.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

Your money isnt the only tip i want.

Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey honey, I got money!

Hey are you free tonight

Because I don’t have any money

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.


Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Best one ever!!!

If you found a bag of money with
the same amount as your phone
number, how much money would you have?

If time is money

I’d spend as much I can with u!

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.

Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out if you and call you when I need money.

Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

Cuz I'm pretty desperate.