ou look like a million blocks.

There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done


(Like you)


So just you wait, just you wait

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

It's your lucky night. My s**... is worth millions.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars.

I bet I can guess your favorite number

1,000,000 because you’re 1 in a million

If looks could kill

You'd be h**... and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

You look like a million Simoleons.

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

Is your name Kate Spade? Because you've got me feeling like a million bucks.

"Are you a million-dollar bill? Because I can’t help but want to hold you close and never let go."

Are you a shooting star? Because just like that mole on your breast, you're one in a million!

Are you a golden egg? Because you're one in a million and I want to crack you open!

"I know you have a million admirers, but darling, I'm the only man who can make your dreams reality."

Well, I look forward to seeing that million-dollar smile in person someday. Maybe it can give mine a run for its money too! 😊

If our love story was a YouTube channel, it'd have millions of subscribers for featuring the most beautiful girl.

Are you sun? Cause I prefer

If you stayed 94 million miles away from me.

"Well, darling, if I could line up stars, I'd pick millions just to match your beauty."

"Your smile could outshine a million stars, can you let me explore your galaxy tonight?"

"Your smile could outshine a million stars, how about we make a constellation, just us two?"

If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest girl in the room. Can I borrow a million?

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

"Is it surprising? Because the only affection worth millions is the chance to woo you."

"Just like a snowflake, in millions, you're the one unique beauty that caught my eye."

Is your name Adolf? Because you're making my heart race faster than the blitzkrieg.

Is your name Million? Because you make being rich look so good.

"Like Bubba's shrimp, there's a million ways to love you, but I'd be satisfied just tasting your sweet kiss."

"Is your name 'Art'? Because I've been admiring you like the Mona Lisa, only you're a million times more beautiful."

Are you a lottery ticket? Because you're worth more than a million bucks in my eyes.

Are you a million-dollar pearl in a sea of stones? Because your beauty shines brighter than any throne.

"Your smile could heal a million wounds; may I be your band-aid tonight?"

"Just like the moon, even amongst millions of stars, you're the only one that catches my eye."

" Hey, when are you planning on giving me that rent money? Your smile is worth a million bucks."

If a picture is worth a thousand words, you must be a masterpiece worth a million compliments.

"Just like a healthy sperm, it took me one in a million tries to find a perfect match like you."

"Though you find the picture silly, your laughter's worth a million, for you're an art piece, darling, truly one in a billion."

"Just like a fijisad quote, your beauty leaves me lost for words, yet inspires a million thoughts."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you in a million beautiful ways."

"Your smile must be a costliest treasure, because it brightens up my universe like a million-dollar masterpiece."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Have you been adding more charm to your personality? Because your smile just gained a million more watts."

"Well, millions could line up, but none could shine as brightly as your mesmerizing eyes, darling."

"Your patience is a virtue, as you wait for that touch so pure, my dear, you're one in a million treasure."

"Is your name Malcolm? Because you've got me feeling like a million bucks whenever you're around."

Are you Hitler? Because you've invaded my heart and caused a genocide of butterflies in my stomach.

"If I had to choose between a million waves and one smile from you, I'd pick the latter every time."

Are you Hitler's long-lost love letter? Because you're a masterpiece worth conquering.

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be worth a million bucks.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and my million-dollar yacht won't steer itself."

Is your name Mona Lisa? Because you've got that mysterious smile that's worth a million bucks.

"O iko oqo sa laukana na noqu i lavo, ia ke saumi e dua kina, o yago ga." (You're worth a million dollars, but if paid in Fijian currency, it's you.)

"Ever juggled hearts before? Because with that charm, you've got mine and a million others in the air."

"Among millions on OmeTV, your charm stands out. Can I have the pleasure of knowing you more?"

"Among a million stars, darling, you stand apart, your sparkle has managed to steal my heart."

"Are you night sky personified? Because, in that black saree, you're studded with a million-star charm."

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the burning desire you ignite in me?

Are you a rare disease? Because you're one in a million, and I want to catch you.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, out of a million girls, my heart chose you."

Can I be your hidden gem? Like Al Qaeda, you're one in a million.

"Are you a snowflake? Cause your beauty is one in a million and melts my heart every time."

"If beauty were currency, you'd be a millionaire; can I be your investment for an unforgettable night?"

"That's a deal then, I'm ready to flash my million-dollar smile! Just don't blame me if you get dazzled too much."

"Just like Swami Vivekananda enlightened millions, your smile lights up my world every day at SVC Fiji."

"Beauty is common, but your kind of charm on OnlyFans? It's one in a million."

If you were a pizza, you'd be a one-in-a-million topping - perfectly cheesy and irresistibly delicious!

Are you a melon? Because you're one in a million, sweet and irresistible.

"Surprised? Maybe my heart's GPS is just set to find one special girl like you."

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

*In pic wearing VR headset*

I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

"You must be the Universe, because every time I look at you, I see a million sparkling stars of desire."

"Your smile sparks more excitement in my heart than a million dollar jackpot, care to try your luck with me?"

"Amongst a million petals, you're the rose that settles, your charm outshines all, like a symphony of trebles."

"That's because I've been saving the best of my charm only for a woman as stunning as you."

"Poonam, your smile could outshine a million stars in the night sky."

"Your smile could heal a million hearts, let mine mend yours, beautiful."

"If you were a slime, you'd be the rarest color—because you're one in a million!"

"Did the beauty tax collector visit you? Because you look like a million bucks."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm hoping for a million-dollar return.

"Your smile could outshine a million stars, are you sure you're not the moon?"

Are you made of money? Because you're a million-dollar babe and I'm ready to invest.

"Are you a million-dollar bill? Because being with you feels like winning the jackpot, and I want to cash in."

"I may not have a pichkari for Holi, but for you, I've got a million shades of love ready to splash!"

"Did you just enter 'motherlode’? Because every time I see you, my heart account instantly gains a million points."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the bank? Because you look like a million bucks."

"Vanshika, in a one-piece or a million, your radiant charm is simply irresistible."

If beauty was a dictatorship, you'd be the führer.

Are you made of gold? Because meeting you would be worth a million bucks.

Are you a kidney donor? Because you're one in a million, and I'd love to have you inside me.

"Are you studying the stars? Because your smile lights up this room like a million galaxies."

"I bet even your silence is more fascinating than a million conversations. Mind if I join the quiet symphony?"

"Is your name Peso? Because you've just made my heart feel like a million bucks!"

Are you a devil fruit? Because you're one in a million, hard to resist, and totally irresistible.

"Darling, if I had a star for every girl lining up for me, it'd still pale next to your galaxy."

"Sad? Nope, I'm just a text away! Consider me as your personal moon, always there, even if it's a million miles away."

Are you a golden egg? Because you're one in a million and I can't resist cracking you open.

You're one in a million, girl, so bright and brave, your intelligence shines like a wave.

Are you a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla? Because you're one in a million, baby.

"Hey Gurleen, your smile is like a million stars - it lights up my world and my desires."

Are you Hitler? Because you invaded my heart and now I'm a prisoner of love.

Are you the sun

Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

"Rachelle, as a radio host, you must have heard millions of words. Can I add 'loyalty,' 'respect,' and 'kindness' to your list?"

"Just like Kadavu's rare bird, the Kacau, you're a one-in-a-million find in this vast island of life."

I know a heart cost 1.2 Million dollars but you can have mine for free

"Those mesmerizing eyes of yours must have a million stories to tell. What's one adventure that made them sparkle?"

"Your beauty's worth a million bits, but I was lucky to catch you for just one offline moment."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you in a million different ways."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like a million bucks to me.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd spend it all just to admire your beauty every single day."

Are you the legendary weapon drop in Call of Duty? Because you're one in a million.

If you were a laptop, you'd be an Apple because you're one in a million.

Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.

Who needs a sheikh when you've got me? I may not be rich, but I'll definitely make you feel like a million bucks! 😏

"For $10, I’ll buy your picture, but you should know it's worth a million just to see your smile!"

Is your name Adolf? Because my heart is rising to power under your dictatorship of love.

"Are you a lightbulb? Because every time I see you, my heart's wattage shoots up to a million volts of love."

If I had to choose between a million dollars and your smile, I'd pick the one with eight.

Are you a Sunset Sarsaparilla cap? Because you're one in a million to me.

"Among a million stars, your beauty shines the most; darling, it's you I want to hold close."

"Hey Zero Two, being with you makes me feel like I've won the lottery, because meeting you was like a one-in-a-million chance."

If I could, I'd send this heart to you a million times over - you're truly special.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you the sun?

Because i want you to be 149 million kilometres away from me.

Are you a history buff? Because just like Hitler's rise to power, you've taken my breath away.