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Top 50 Million Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Million chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  2. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  3. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  4. Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

  5. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  6. ou look like a million blocks.

  7. There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

  8. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  9. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  10. I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.

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What is a Million pickup line?

Funny million pickup lines

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Clever way to get her phone number
Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks

Hey girl, are you the traumatic event that occurred in Vietnam scarring millions?

Cause I cant take my mind off of you

Rose petals!

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

You must be from Canada…

because you’re one in Eh million.

What are some of the most amazing wired type of questions to ask a woman that you know ?

For instance wired questions such as What would you do if you had to spent a million dollars in a week , and stuff like that

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Are you auschwitz?

Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

Are you a star...

.,..cause I hope you stay a million miles away from me

Are you a million bucks right in front of me?

Because I can't take my eyes off.

Are you a million bucks in-front of my eyes?

Because I can't take them off.

Are you from Armenia?

Because Yerevan in a million. (We Armen-t to be).

My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

My K/D ratio is flawless, but I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.