50 Million Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Million rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about million, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Million Pickup Lines

A good Million hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.
You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!
With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.
Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!
Hey girl are you dr strange

Cuz out of 14 million possibilities, I can see the one where we're together
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

Short and cute million pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about million are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

ou look like a million blocks.

There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done

(Like you)

So just you wait, just you wait

Are you a side effect of a vaccination?
Because you are one in a million.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Cheesy million Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

It's your lucky night. My s**... is worth millions.

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars.

I bet I can guess your favorite number

1,000,000 because you’re 1 in a million

If looks could kill

You'd be h**... and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

Corny million Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Million conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You look like a million Simoleons.

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

Are you sun? Cause I prefer

If you stayed 94 million miles away from me.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

In pic wearing VR headset

I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

Are you the sun

Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

I know a heart cost 1.2 Million dollars but you can have mine for free

A good million Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Million hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.

Are you the sun?

Because i want you to be 149 million kilometres away from me.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Hey girl, are you the traumatic event that occurred in Vietnam scarring millions?

Cause I cant take my mind off of you

I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks

Rose petals!
Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

What are some of the most amazing wired type of questions to ask a woman that you know ?

For instance wired questions such as What would you do if you had to spent a million dollars in a week , and stuff like that

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You must be from Canada…

because you’re one in Eh million.

Are you a star...

.,..cause I hope you stay a million miles away from me

Are you from Armenia?

Because Yerevan in a million. (We Armen-t to be).

Are you a million bucks in-front of my eyes?

Because I can't take them off.

Are you auschwitz?

Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

Are you a million bucks right in front of me?

Because I can't take my eyes off.

I'm not a chatbot, but I can generate a million lines of code to prove my love for you.

Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three. Would you, could you, come home with me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Million love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Million chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.