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Top 50 Million Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Million pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Million tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  2. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  3. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  4. Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

  5. Hey girl are you dr strange

    Cuz out of 14 million possibilities, I can see the one where we're together

  6. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  7. ou look like a million blocks.

  8. There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

  9. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  10. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?


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I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done


(Like you)


So just you wait, just you wait

Are you a side effect of a vaccination?

Because you are one in a million.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

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It's your lucky night. My semen is worth millions.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars.

I bet I can guess your favorite number

1,000,000 because you’re 1 in a million

You're one in a million

So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

If looks could kill

You'd be Hitler and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

You look like a million Simoleons.

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Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Are you sun? Cause I prefer

If you stayed 94 million miles away from me.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

*In pic wearing VR headset*

I’ve got access to a million different sights but all I want to see is you

Are you the sun

Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

I know a heart cost 1.2 Million dollars but you can have mine for free

Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.