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Top 50 Miles Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Miles pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Would you like to be my sun?

    Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me

  2. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

  3. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  4. Wanna join the mile high club?

  5. I can see miles of here, but there is nothing that I would look rather than you.

  6. Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...

  7. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  8. Planes need a mile of runway to take off..

    But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly 🥺🥺

  9. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  10. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

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Funny miles pickup lines

Are you the sun?
Cos you should stay 92,935,700 miles away from me

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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Baby with a booty like that,

I'd follow a mile of your shit, just to see where it came from.

Hey baby, will you be the sun in my life?
Good. Then stay 98,000,000 miles away from me.

You may be miles away

But I’m just one call away.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I'd run three miles just to be with you.

Are you the sun

Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

Start with her smile

Roses are red

1.6 kilometers equals one mile

someone might have said you before but not in this way

that you have beautiful smile.

Are you a Jeep?

Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.

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Working Miles tinder opener

If you ever get (and use) an opportunity to tell a girl "I don't bite," don't follow up with "Unless you want me to"

The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away.

Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"

Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

PHARAH: With me, you're always in the mile high club.

Are you a star...

.,..cause I hope you stay a million miles away from me

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

Babe you are the one I want. I could smell your scent a mile away.

For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)

The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me