50 James Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective James rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about james, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working James Pickup Lines

A good James hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Is your name James?

Because I wanna bond :)
Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander." James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe s**...."
I will be keeping an eye on your smile, and off your perfectly formed a**...!
The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.
You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

Short and cute james pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about james are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You gonna call my d**... James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

James Bond: Who are you? p**... Galore: My name is p**... Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming

Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”

I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

Cheesy james Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Hey, are you Team rocket?

Because Ill be the jessie to your james
(Third wheel) meowth, thats right!

You can call me James Madison
Because I’ll give you a whole era of good feelings.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?

Helga Brandt: "I've got you now."
James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

Corny james Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming James conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

Silva: "There's a first time for everything — eh, Mr. Bond?"
James Bond: "What makes you think it's my first time?"

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

James Bond: "I approve."
Goodnight: "You do?"
James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"
James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper."
Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"
James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."
Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"
James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner."
Jill Masterson: "Where?"
James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."

James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are."
Jinx: "I am so good."
James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."
Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."
Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.”

A good james Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth James hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?"
Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life."
James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!"

James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta."
Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

James Bond: You're not my type.
Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain?
James Bond: No, cause you're single.

James Bond:[in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

Log cabin girl: "Oh James, I cannot find the words."
Bond: "Well, let me try and enlarge your vocabulary."

Tatiana Romanova: I think my mouth is too big!
James Bond: It's just the right size... for me, that is.

Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games?

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"
Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."
James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"
Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."
James Bond: "That's the part I like."

Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."

Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
James Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
James Bond: "You should say yes."

Oh, the things I do for England.

Oh, the things I do for my country!

Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
James Bond: "But of course you are."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain James love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty James chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.