Top 20 David Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty David pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy David tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you related to David Beckham?
Because you got those curves!
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Are you David Beckham?
Because those looks are legendary.
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I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.
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Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?
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Are you David Beckham?
Why would you bend over for you.
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I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.
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If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
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David King: I’ll unclog you real good.
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Is your name Mark David Chapman? (No) Good because I don't want to get shot down tonight.
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Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Working david pickup lines
Girl, Are you a Podium?
Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.
Then John second.
And David third.
Complements for David?
I️ need some stuff to say to my bf
Roses are red violets are great...
My name is David and I want you to be my date?
Well, this is a very s**... question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.
Are you David? Because your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.