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Top 17 David Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of David chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you related to David Beckham?

    Because you got those curves!

  2. Are you David Beckham?

    Because those looks are legendary.

  3. I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.

  4. Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

  5. Are you David Beckham?

    Why would you bend over for you.

  6. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

  7. If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.

  8. Girl, Are you a Podium?

    Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.

    Then John second.

    And David third.

  9. Complements for David?

    I️ need some stuff to say to my bf

  10. Roses are red violets are great...

    My name is David and I want you to be my date?

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Are you David? Because your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.

Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

I totally predicted David over Goliath.

Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?