The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 19 David Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty David pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy David conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you related to David Beckham?

    Because you got those curves!

  2. Are you David Beckham?

    Because those looks are legendary.

  3. I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.

  4. Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

  5. Are you David Beckham?

    Why would you bend over for you.

  6. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

  7. If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.

  8. Is your name Mark David Chapman? (No) Good because I don't want to get shot down tonight.

  9. Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

  10. Girl, Are you a Podium?

    Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.

    Then John second.

    And David third.

david pickup line
What is a David pickup line?

Funny david pickup lines

Complements for David?
I️ need some stuff to say to my bf

Roses are red violets are great...

My name is David and I want you to be my date?

Are you David? Because your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.

david pickup line
This is a funny David pickup line!

Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.

Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

I totally predicted David over Goliath.

Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?