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Top 23 Fever Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fever pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fever conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  2. Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.

  3. Do you have a fever?

    Or are you always this hot

  4. Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

  5. You're hotter than my fever.

  6. Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

  7. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

  8. Hey girl, do you have fever? Because you look hot

  9. Are you an annoying fever?

    Because you got me all hot and bothered

  10. You look like how I feel

    Super hot, because I have a bad fever.

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Funny fever pickup lines

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Hey girl are you a fever?

Cause I need you to go down on me.

Do you have a fever?

Because you are really hot

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more of what you've got, baby.

I have yellow fever and you’re the cure.

Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

You give me pac-man fever. AMA AMA AMA AMA AMA!

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

Let's play doctor, come with Bieber fever and I will give you a full examination of the body!