Top 23 Fever Pick Up lines

Are you hot and bothered with these fever pick up lines? Use these cheesy and funny pick up lines on guys or girls that have fever. Are you sick or do you have a fever? Take advantage of these fever related one liners to help you score and make that girl or guy smile.

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.
Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.
Do you have a fever?

Or are you always this hot
Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.
You're hotter than my fever.
Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

Working short fever pickup lines to impress a girl

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey girl, do you have fever? Because you look hot

Are you an annoying fever?

Because you got me all hot and bothered

You look like how I feel

Super hot, because I have a bad fever.

Hey girl are you a fever?

Cause I need you to go down on me.

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

fever Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more of what you've got, baby.

Do you have a fever? Because you look hot!

Let's play doctor, come with Bieber fever and I will give you a full examination of the body!

I have yellow fever and you’re the cure.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

fever Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

You give me pac-man fever. AMA AMA AMA AMA AMA!

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fever phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.