Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

You're so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

You must be a rainbow because your smile is the cure to brighten up my day.

"If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the cure to all ailments."

"I must be a patient in need, because your love is the only prescription that can cure my longing."

Nnyl, if I were a doctor, I'd prescribe you a daily dose of smiles to cure those gastric woes.

"Your snap picture's so hot, it could spike my fever and still be the only cure I'd ever want."

"Sure, I'll add some sparkle. But beware, my charm can be highly contagious and there's no known cure yet."

"Your laughter is infectious; it's making my heart beat faster. Care to be my cure and spread the joy in my life?"

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"If laughter is the best medicine, can I borrow your smile to cure my heartbreak?"

"Is your name Freud? Because our chemistry is so electric, it could cure my neurosis."

"Basorexia, huh? Well, I'm no doctor, but I believe the best cure involves some lips... perhaps mine?"

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my heartache with one look from those caring eyes."

"Mind if I borrow your phone? I promised my mom I'd call her when I found the cure for being an asshole."

"Since you're diagnosed with basorexia, let me be your cure. Trust me, I've got the best medicine - my irresistible kisses."

"Is your photo an insomnia cure? Because every night, dreaming of you is my only remedy."

"Haha, sounds exhilarating! A little insanity in love keeps things exciting, doesn't it? 😉"

"I'm pretty sure your laughter could cure world sadness. Mind sharing some with me?"

"Ever played 20 questions? It's always surprising how much you can learn about someone, it might cure your boredom too!"

"By reminding you how your laughter turns even the dullest moments into beautiful memories."

"You must be like cough syrup, because you're the only remedy for curing my blues."

If a smile is the best cure for a headache, then seeing you must be the ultimate remedy.

In your eyes, I see the wisdom of a doctor, so bright and caring, you're the perfect cure.

"Well, by letting you know that your smile is the most fascinating story I've ever wanted to read."

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"Hey gorgeous, can I exchange your tears for laughter, your sadness for joy? Because your smile is the only cure to my guilt."

"The only cure for my pain is being with you, because your smile is my happy place."

"Darling, your beauty inhibits my breathing, is your kiss the only cure?"

Is your laugh a magic potion? It's the cure I need to feel better instantly.

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because I've lost my mind and only finding you could cure this insanity."

"Are you a cure for insomnia? Because just the thought of you keeps me up all night."

"Are you a healing potion? Because your smile just cured my deepest traumas."

"Is your love the cure for heart disease? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

Are you a pharmacist? Because you're the cure to my lonely heart prescription.

"Are you a dentist? 'Cause your smile is the cure for my heart's ache and torment."

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my heart with your irresistible charm."

"If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the cure—I’d love to take a walk on the beach with you."

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my boredom with that smile.

"Sorry for the mess-up, beautiful. But your smile is the only cure for my mistakes."

Your smile is the best medicine, curing all ailments within - a heart so pure and winsome.

"Just like Overwatch's Moira, you've got the healing touch - only difference is, you're curing my single status!"

"In your scrubs of azure, you cure more than just pressure, you're my favorite treasure."

If I were a cough, I'd want to be cured by your sweetness.

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

"In the fever of your charm, I find an enchanting calm; your beauty gives me chills, cures all my ills."

"If your looks could cure, then I guess I wouldn't need a second opinion, doctor."

"In your eyes, I'm lost at sea. Naughty nurse, won't you cure this longing heartache in me?"

Oh, well, lucky for you, I happen to specialize in curing boredom. What type of adventure are you up for today? 😉

"Your adorable laugh could cure any sickness in the world, it's the sweetest medicine."

Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you cured my erectile dysfunction

"If beauty were a disease, you'd be the cure—I’d gladly be your willing victim!"

"Your beauty is breathtaking, it could cure any ailment. How about we grab a bite and make that headache disappear?"

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"If laughter is the best medicine, then you must be a cure for all seriousness."

You must be a nurse because you just cured my boredom with your charm and wit. Care to play doctor? 😉

"Can I be your patient? Because your beauty is curing all my pain."

"You're the adventure I've been looking for. Can you help cure my boredom with your captivating beauty?"

"Are you a sports medicine? Because whenever I get ridiculous injuries from my pick-up lines, you're my only cure."

"If beauty could cure cramps, yours would work like magic."

"If your smile could cure my headache, I'd call in sick just to spend the day with you."

"Call me aspirin, because I'm just what the doctor ordered to cure your lonely heart syndrome."

"Darling, if beauty were a painkiller, your smile would cure the world's worst headache."

If beauty could cure illnesses, you'd be the ultimate remedy. You make being sick look good.

Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my heartache with your stunning smile.

"Your photos turned my swiping habit into an addiction. Care to cure me with a real date?"

"I may not be a doctor, but I promise to cherish your sass as if it's the cure to all ailments."

"I'm in need of a remedy, and trust me, it's your snap that will cure this burning desire I have for you."

Are you a potion? Because you just cured my Final Fantasy VII Tifa-nxiety.

"Your pictures should come with a warning, they're raising my temperature and there's no cure in sight."

"Is your name Antacid? Because every time my heart burns, you seem to be the only cure."

"Every time you hug the nurse, Emma, I wish I was sick with love, just to get your cure."

Are you a cure? Because being around you is the best medicine for feeling under the weather.

Your smile could cure the world's hate, in your presence, I feel great.

If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the ultimate cure for a bad day.

"Lost in your eyes, I found a cure for all my past traumas."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're the cure to my day's diagnosis.

"If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the cure; how about we share a beach walk and a pasta date?"

You must be a healer because your smile has the power to cure any illness.

"Your love, so sweet, it's my existence's feat. Like a goddess, you're pure, my heart's perfect cure."

"If laughter is the best medicine, I think you might be the cure to my serious side."

"I may not need a nurse, but your care and attention would surely cure any ailment."

"You must be a doctor because you just cured my loneliness with your presence."

Haha, noted! But with you around, I might just have the best company to cure any hangover! What’s your secret to avoiding them?

"Your snap is my fever's cure, but looking at you, I might just catch love sickness next."

"Is your picture on Snapchat a prescription? Because it's definitely curing my fever and raising my heartbeat."

"Feeling unwell? My love is the sweetest prescription that will make everything better."

"Feeling sick? Because your smile is the only medicine capable of curing my heart's every ailment."

"If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the cure to everything."

I totally get that feeling! Maybe next time I can make you my special hangover cure breakfast. 🍳

"If laughter is the best medicine, then your smile must be the cure to all my worries, Rizzler."

"Sweetheart, with your healing touch, you've already cured my lonely heart."

"Normally I'm allergic to smiles, but yours seems to be the only cure I need."

"Are you a doctor from Grace Clinic? Because your smile just cured all my ailments."

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my heart with your smile.

"Do you play as a healer? Because you just cured my boredom, and I could use some extra lives tonight."

"Is it my imagination or is a beautiful, elusive mystery like you the cure to my less-than-social tendencies?"

"Would you mind holding my hand? It's the only cure for your sizzling fever that's raised my heart rate."

"Ever played doctor and nurse? Because your beauty is truly the best cure I've found."

"Is there a cure for catching feelings? Because your smile just made my heart skip a beat."

Your tears are like diamonds, precious and pure. Let me wipe them away, I'll be your cure.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you my Fever Cure? Because every time I see you, all my worries disappear."

Your smile could cure a bad day; can I be your reason to keep smiling?

"Your adorable laugh could cure any illness. Let me be the reason behind your next giggle fit."

"Feeling under the weather? Well, your smile is my sunshine and it could cure any illness."

"Are you a Tylenol? Because every time I see you, you instantly cure my headache of loneliness."

If laughter is the best medicine, then being with you must be the ultimate cure for seriousness.

"Your smile must be a cure because it takes all my sadness away."

"What a thrilling concept! I must admit, I've always liked a dash of madness with my cure." 😉

Can I be your patient? Because I think you have the cure to all my problems.

"Do you have a thermometer? Because your smile is giving me a fever I don't want to cure."

"You must be the cure to my addiction, because every time I see you, I forget all about my withdrawals."

Mood swings, huh? I hear chocolate can cure all ailments. Want me to send some your way?

"How about a game of 'find the most stars?' Loser buys coffee, winner gets to see a smile brighter than any galaxy."

"Feeling ill? You must be lacking vitamin 'Me', because your smile is the best cure out there."

If being around you is the cure, then I never want to get better again.

If laughter is the best medicine, then you must be the cure for all my troubles.

"Excuse me, but your smile must be a remedy—a sweet cure for my blues!"

Are you a vaccine? Because being with you is the only cure I need.

If being hot was a medical condition, I'd say you're the ultimate cure.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the cure for my blues."

"Your presence alone could cure any iron deficiency, as you always manage to make my heart pump harder."

"Your body may ache, but I promise you, my soothing presence is the most effective cure."

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my boredom with your heart-stopping beauty!"

"I was hoping to find the cure for my chronic singlehood. Are you a certified physician by any chance?"

"You must be the cure for my fever because every time I see you, all my worries just disappear."

"Rizz of dawn, delight so pure, your charm is a cure, may our love endure?"

If you were a headache, I'd never want to find the cure because being around you is so soothing.

You must be the cure of Alzheimer's

Co you're unforgettable.