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Top 37 Cure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cure chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You are my antiseptic, because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.

  2. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  3. Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

  4. The world is corrupt, it needs a cure, being with you, keeps my soul pure.

  5. They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

  6. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  7. Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

  8. You're so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.

  9. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

  10. Roses are red, I'm insecure.

    Give me a kiss, that is the perfect cure

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What is a Cure pickup line?

Funny cure pickup lines

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

Did you know that seeing cute things it improves focusing?

Well, you cure my ADHD

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

This one might work if he's/she's a doctor...

"Doctor, I've got this disease called 'Being a Virgin.' I wanted to know if you could give me the cure for it please!"

Physiologist

Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s

Because you’re unforgettable

I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.

Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you

My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.

You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.

Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

There is gotta be a cure for your hotness.

I need a red garnet stone to help cure my heart palpitations from looking at you.

Tienes unos ojos tan bellos, que podrías curar hasta a un ciego
(You have such beautiful eyes, that you could even cure a blind man)

I like my women, like I like my Mortadella, cured and packed with olives.

I'm a good doctor, so let me cure your love sickness. (Good Doctor)

Are you from Vocal Adrenaline? Because your smile could cure cancer.

Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.

I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

Is your daddy a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

Are you a doctor? because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

I have yellow fever and you’re the cure.