Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

You're so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

"Is your name Freud? Because our chemistry is so electric, it could cure my neurosis."

"I must be a patient in need, because your love is the only prescription that can cure my longing."

"Your snap picture's so hot, it could spike my fever and still be the only cure I'd ever want."

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"Sure, I'll add some sparkle. But beware, my charm can be highly contagious and there's no known cure yet."

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

"Is your photo an insomnia cure? Because every night, dreaming of you is my only remedy."

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"Mind if I borrow your phone? I promised my mom I'd call her when I found the cure for being an asshole."

"Hey gorgeous, can I exchange your tears for laughter, your sadness for joy? Because your smile is the only cure to my guilt."

"Ever played 20 questions? It's always surprising how much you can learn about someone, it might cure your boredom too!"

"Since you're diagnosed with basorexia, let me be your cure. Trust me, I've got the best medicine - my irresistible kisses."

"Haha, sounds exhilarating! A little insanity in love keeps things exciting, doesn't it? 😉"

"By reminding you how your laughter turns even the dullest moments into beautiful memories."

"Are you the cure to fever? Because your smile warms me up and takes all my worries away."

"Are you a healing potion? Because your smile just cured my deepest traumas."

"Is your love the cure for heart disease? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because I've lost my mind and only finding you could cure this insanity."

"Darling, your beauty inhibits my breathing, is your kiss the only cure?"

"Sorry for the mess-up, beautiful. But your smile is the only cure for my mistakes."

"In your eyes, I'm lost at sea. Naughty nurse, won't you cure this longing heartache in me?"

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

"In the fever of your charm, I find an enchanting calm; your beauty gives me chills, cures all my ills."

"If your looks could cure, then I guess I wouldn't need a second opinion, doctor."

"Just like Overwatch's Moira, you've got the healing touch - only difference is, you're curing my single status!"

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

"You're the adventure I've been looking for. Can you help cure my boredom with your captivating beauty?"

"Are you a sports medicine? Because whenever I get ridiculous injuries from my pick-up lines, you're my only cure."

Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you cured my erectile dysfunction

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Can I be your patient? Because your beauty is curing all my pain."

"Your beauty is breathtaking, it could cure any ailment. How about we grab a bite and make that headache disappear?"

"Darling, if beauty were a painkiller, your smile would cure the world's worst headache."

"Call me aspirin, because I'm just what the doctor ordered to cure your lonely heart syndrome."

"Your photos turned my swiping habit into an addiction. Care to cure me with a real date?"

"I'm in need of a remedy, and trust me, it's your snap that will cure this burning desire I have for you."

"If beauty could cure cramps, yours would work like magic."

"Your pictures should come with a warning, they're raising my temperature and there's no cure in sight."

"Every time you hug the nurse, Emma, I wish I was sick with love, just to get your cure."

"Lost in your eyes, I found a cure for all my past traumas."

"Did you skip a meal and got a headache, babe? How about dinner at my place to cure both your pain and hunger?"

"Your love, so sweet, it's my existence's feat. Like a goddess, you're pure, my heart's perfect cure."

"Is your name Antacid? Because every time my heart burns, you seem to be the only cure."

"Your snap is my fever's cure, but looking at you, I might just catch love sickness next."

"Is your picture on Snapchat a prescription? Because it's definitely curing my fever and raising my heartbeat."

"Feeling unwell? My love is the sweetest prescription that will make everything better."

"Is it my imagination or is a beautiful, elusive mystery like you the cure to my less-than-social tendencies?"

"Feeling sick? Because your smile is the only medicine capable of curing my heart's every ailment."

"Are you a doctor from Grace Clinic? Because your smile just cured all my ailments."

"Sweetheart, with your healing touch, you've already cured my lonely heart."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you my Fever Cure? Because every time I see you, all my worries disappear."

"Ever played doctor and nurse? Because your beauty is truly the best cure I've found."

"Is there a cure for catching feelings? Because your smile just made my heart skip a beat."

"Feeling under the weather? Well, your smile is my sunshine and it could cure any illness."

"Are you a Tylenol? Because every time I see you, you instantly cure my headache of loneliness."

"Your smile must be a cure because it takes all my sadness away."

"Would you mind holding my hand? It's the only cure for your sizzling fever that's raised my heart rate."

"Your presence alone could cure any iron deficiency, as you always manage to make my heart pump harder."

"Do you have a thermometer? Because your smile is giving me a fever I don't want to cure."

"You must be the cure to my addiction, because every time I see you, I forget all about my withdrawals."

"Feeling ill? You must be lacking vitamin 'Me', because your smile is the best cure out there."

"How about a game of 'find the most stars?' Loser buys coffee, winner gets to see a smile brighter than any galaxy."

If being around you is the cure, then I never want to get better again.