Top 50 Hope Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hope chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

2. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

3. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   
   
   
   
   EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

4. I hope you’re a plumber

   because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

5. I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

   Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

6. I hope your day is as beautiful

   as your smile.

7. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

8. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

9. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

10. Hey girl, are you death?

    Because I hope you come for me soon

Funny hope pickup lines

March was bad, April is grey...
I hope we can go out in may...

I hope you aren't vegan

Because I want you to taste this meat

Do you have a soccerball?

I was hoping we could kick it...

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

Are you an expert at Limbo?

Because I hope your bar is set low.

You have a beautiful heart. Hopefully it's just as tasty.

Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.