Top 50 hope Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Hope chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   
   
   
   
   EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

2. I hope you’re a plumber

   because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

3. I hope your day is as beautiful

   as your smile.

4. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

5. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

6. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

7. Hey girl, are you death?

   Because I hope you come for me soon

8. March was bad, April is grey...

   I hope we can go out in may...

9. I hope you aren't vegan

   Because I want you to taste this meat

10. Do you have a soccerball?

    I was hoping we could kick it...

Latest hope chat up lines

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

Are you an expert at Limbo?

Because I hope your bar is set low.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

I hope I'm not Russian into things but Jamaican me horny!

You have a beautiful heart. Hopefully it's just as tasty.

Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

You're like Thanksgiving: one day I hope to have you at my place.