Top 50 Hope Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hope pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

2. I've never used a cum sock before...

   I was hoping you could be my first

3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

4. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   

5. Are you a piano?

   Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

6. I hope you’re a plumber

   because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

7. I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

   Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

8. I hope your day is as beautiful

   as your smile.

9. I hope covid ends soon so you don’t have to wear that mask and I can have my seat back

10. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

Funny hope pickup lines

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.
Made this one myself, hope it is good

Hey are you Maths Homework

Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...

I hope you aren't vegan
Because I want you to taste this meat

Do you have a soccerball?

I was hoping we could kick it...

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you