Top 50 Hope Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hope pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

2. I've never used a cum sock before...

   I was hoping you could be my first

3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

4. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   

5. Are you a piano?

   Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

6. I hope you’re a plumber

   because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

7. I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

   Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

8. I hope your day is as beautiful

   as your smile.

9. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

10. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

Funny hope pickup lines

I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon

March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...

Do you have a soccerball?

I was hoping we could kick it...

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you

Are you an expert at Limbo?

Because I hope your bar is set low.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.