Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a picapole or are you happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?

What is a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chainsaw or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

So are those power pellets or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

Is that piloerection or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a priapism or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?

Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge bow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Roses are red, my life is crappy...

Whenever I see you I feel so freaking happy.

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Is that a plumbob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a moodlet in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!

Is that a musket or are you just happy to see me?

Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.

It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bump in your traffic? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a boat paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a SERP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Monument you're building, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Are those lenses in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Rubik’s cube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My mother warned me about people like you. She said, if you see someone you think will make you happy, go talk to them or you'll regret it the rest of your life.

Is that a Hearthstone deck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

There are many kinds of happiness

Seeing you is the first kind ️

My secret to happiness, is to see you every morning.

Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Mana Wyrm in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Is that a hard post in your inventory? Or you are just happy to see me?

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.

Is that a rocket ship in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me, or the hot dog just became hard?

I can make you so happy with all the candy stash I have at home. Want to see those?

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?