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Top 25 Comfortable Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Comfortable pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

  2. Hey girl, are you a noose?

    Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

  3. I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.

  4. Hey baby, take off those shoes and belt and get comfortable.

  5. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  6. You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?

  7. The only thing that comforts me is knowing that you'll never be happy.

  8. Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

    I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

  9. My bed is pretty comfortable,

    But it's too empty, wanna come in?

  10. Damn girl are you Himalayan salt lamp?

    Cause id feel really comfortable sleeping next you

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Are you a DIY recipe? Because I would rather do you myself in the comfort of my personal island.

Your remind me of my favorite slippers...

Always there when I want to slip into something more comfortable.

Girl, i could see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you.

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

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Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!

Remember, we all stumble; every one of us. That is why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

What do you say we get out of these pajama bottoms and slip into something more comfortable?

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

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Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.