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Top 22 Comfortable Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Comfortable chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

  2. Hey girl, are you a noose?

    Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

  3. I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.

  4. Hey baby, take off those shoes and belt and get comfortable.

  5. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  6. You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?

  7. The only thing that comforts me is knowing that you'll never be happy.

  8. Your remind me of my favorite slippers...

    Always there when I want to slip into something more comfortable.

  9. Girl, i could see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you.

  10. Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

    My face is still the first.

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A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.
The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Guys of reddit - Have you ever successfully approached an attractive girl and gotten digits in a completely random place? Not in a bar, not at school, not at work, or any other place where people commonly converse (like a party etc). If so, what has worked best and where were you when it happened?

I've done it a time or two with success, but it takes me so far out of my comfort zone... In 2019 I want to improve in this area. I'm a believer in the whole "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" thing, even the ridiculous blindfolded behind the back hook shots (equivalent to meeting a girl in aisle 10 of tesco

Anyway, no wrong answers here, the community as a whole can probably benefit from any information about this topic lol

Are you comfortable with a Grand Staff?

Because you'll need two hands for this one.

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

What do you say we get out of these pajama bottoms and slip into something more comfortable?

Remember, we all stumble; every one of us. That is why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.

How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like your vagina.

Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.