The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Satisfied Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Satisfied pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Satisfied tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your lips are so beautiful...

    That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

  2. I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

    Want to help satisfy me?

  3. I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

  4. You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

  5. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  6. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

    (Reviews)

  7. Hey baby, they call me Snickers...

    Because I satisfy.

  8. I think you just satisfied my octet.

  9. Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

  10. Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.


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What is a Satisfied pickup line?

Working satisfied pickup lines

Girl, you don't need no bucket of chicken when this one cock will satisfy all your needs.

Baby you satisfy me like only chocolate could.

Are you hungry or horny? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

You’re so sweet. That you’ll satisfy my sweet tooth🤩

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This is a funny Satisfied pickup line!

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Babe, no matter how you like it, this Amazon boy can satisfy your desire with my multi-channel fulfillment.

Want to see how my App Extensions can satisfy your needs?

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.

Babe, want to keep on rerolling in my bed until you are satisfied?

Babe I am a buffet, you can keep on getting what you want until you are satisfied.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Are you chocolate? Because you are the only one that can satisfy me.

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Working Satisfied tinder opener

Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

I am only satisfied for the day because of a sweet like you.

Ling: Is that blade of yours satisfied now, or does it want to fight again?

Juri: There's nothing more satisfying than taking a girl like you down a notch!

Nice set of buns you got. Want to make it a satisfying meal if I stick my foot-long there?

Just call me Baymax

Because I won't stop until your satisfied and I am not fast.

Are you OCD?

Because I just wanna be satisfied.

Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me.

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them