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Top 37 Satisfied Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Satisfied pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Satisfied conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your lips are so beautiful...

    That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

  2. I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

    Want to help satisfy me?

  3. I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

  4. You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

  5. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  6. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.


  7. Hey baby, they call me Snickers...

    Because I satisfy.

  8. I think you just satisfied my octet.

  9. You’re so sweet. That you’ll satisfy my sweet tooth🤩

  10. Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

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Just call me Baymax
Because I won't stop until your satisfied and I am not fast.

Are you OCD?

Because I just wanna be satisfied.

Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me.

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

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Are you a snickers

Because I’m satisfied

Are you a can of pringles?
Because once I start eating you, I’m not gonna stop until I’m satisfied.

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them

This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.

You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.

You know what the difference is between ME3 and me? Play with me and the ending will be satisfying

How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.

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I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Look girl, normally when you have kiss with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

No matter how you like ramen, I'll be firm and soft until you are satisfied.

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

Come on babe, I'll satisfy your hunger and make you feel cheap and ashamed afterwards.