The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Satisfied Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Satisfied rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about satisfied, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Satisfied Pickup Lines

A good Satisfied hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Your lips are so beautiful...

    That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

  2. I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

    Want to help satisfy me?

  3. I'm here to satisfy yer craving for s**.... Yar!

  4. You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

  5. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  6. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

    (Reviews)

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What is a good Satisfied pickup line?

Short and cute satisfied pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about satisfied are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey baby, they call me Snickers...

Because I satisfy.

I think you just satisfied my octet.

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

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Smooth Satisfied pickup line

Baby you satisfy me like only chocolate could.

Are you hungry or horny? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

You’re so sweet. That you’ll satisfy my sweet tooth🤩


Cheesy satisfied Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe you are so hot, I am a firefighter who is going to satisfy you.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Babe, no matter how you like it, this Amazon boy can satisfy your desire with my multi-channel fulfillment.

Want to see how my App Extensions can satisfy your needs?

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.


Babe, want to keep on rerolling in my bed until you are satisfied?

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Working Satisfied tinder opener

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Corny satisfied Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Satisfied conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you chocolate? Because you are the only one that can satisfy me.

Babe, going out with me is like going to a buffet, I will satisfied all your senses and appetites.

Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

I am only satisfied for the day because of a sweet like you.

Ling: Is that blade of yours satisfied now, or does it want to fight again?

Juri: There's nothing more satisfying than taking a girl like you down a notch!

Nice set of buns you got. Want to make it a satisfying meal if I stick my foot-long there?

Just call me Baymax

Because I won't stop until your satisfied and I am not fast.

Are you OCD?

Because I just wanna be satisfied.


Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me.

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

A good satisfied Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Satisfied hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them

Are you a snickers

Because I’m satisfied

Are you a can of pringles?

Because once I start eating you, I’m not gonna stop until I’m satisfied.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

Look girl, normally when you have kiss with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.

You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.


I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

No matter how you like ramen, I'll be firm and soft until you are satisfied.

Come on babe, I'll satisfy your hunger and make you feel cheap and ashamed afterwards.

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Satisfied love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Satisfied chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.