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Top 33 Satisfied Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Satisfied chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

  2. You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

  3. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  4. Hey baby, they call me Snickers...

    Because I satisfy.

  5. I think you just satisfied my octet.

  6. Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

  7. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  8. Just call me Baymax

    Because I won't stop until your satisfied and I am not fast.

  9. Are you OCD?

    Because I just wanna be satisfied.

  10. You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

satisfied pickup line
What is a Satisfied pickup line?

Funny satisfied pickup lines

Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Are you a can of pringles?

Because once I start eating you, I’m not gonna stop until I’m satisfied.

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them

Are you a snickers

Because I’m satisfied

This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.

You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.

You know what the difference is between ME3 and me? Play with me and the ending will be satisfying

How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.

I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Come on babe, I'll satisfy your hunger and make you feel cheap and ashamed afterwards.

No matter how you like ramen, I'll be firm and soft until you are satisfied.

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.

Look girl, normally when you have sex with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.