Top 50 Happiness Pick Up lines
Pick up the hot girl or guy who you want with these funny and clever happiness pick up lines. These happiness pick up lines feature themes such as happy life, happy person, happy job, happy weekend, and more. Are you happy, are you happy with someone, and more. Impress and flirt with happiness quotes and sayings. Easy Copy & Pasta!
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Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.
Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
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I’ve got 70 ways to make you happy
The first one’s a hug and the remaining is a 69
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!
Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?
Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children. -
I’m a happy pirate
Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for
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Happy mother's day
I'm here to make you one
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They say happiness starts with H
But for me it starts with U
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny
When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much
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Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day
Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?
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I'm not an organ donor
But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.
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Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.
Working happiness pickup lines
Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...
Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?
Happy Valentines Day.
Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!
Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?
Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.
If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.
I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.
Who are you?
I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy
Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
