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Top 50 Happiness Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Happiness chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

    The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  2. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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  3. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  4. I’m a happy pirate

    Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

  5. They say happiness starts with H

    But for me it starts with U

  6. Roses are red, cacti are thorny

    When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

  7. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  8. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  9. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  10. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

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Funny happiness pickup lines

Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?

Happy Valentines Day. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your vagina bleeding or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?