150 Happiness Pick Up lines And Rizz

Pick up the hot girl or guy who you want with these funny and clever happiness pick up lines. These happiness pick up lines feature themes such as happy life, happy person, happy job, happy weekend, and more. Are you happy, are you happy with someone, and more. Impress and flirt with happiness quotes and sayings. Easy Copy & Pasta!

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Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
I’ve got 70 ways to make you happy

The first one’s a hug and the remaining is a 69
Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
I’m a happy pirate

Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for
Happy mother's day

I'm here to make you one
They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Here are 150 happiness pick up lines for her and flirty happiness rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your happiness rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny happiness pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty happiness joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute happiness pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about happiness are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day

Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

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Cheesy happiness Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

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Funny happiness Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Happiness conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

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Clever happiness Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Happiness hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Smooth happiness Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Happiness pickup lines make her give you her number.

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

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Flirty happiness Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Happiness pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I have the necessary "koalafications" to make you happy girl.

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

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Cringe happiness Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a picapole or are you happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

Do u believe in t**...?

Just U, Me, and happiness!

Hey baby. Is that an iceberg in your pants or you just happy to see me?

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?

What is a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chainsaw or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a xenomorph in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

They call me serotonin....

Because I can make you happy when I’m inside of you

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

So are those power pellets or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

Listen, I'm no Gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

I used to think happiness started with an h

But now I know it starts with U

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?

You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

I thought Happiness starts with H...

But why does mine starts with "U"

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Happy birthday girl

I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!

People say that you should do what makes you happy.

But what if you make me happy?

Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?

Are you seratonin

Cus whenever you're in my head I'm happy

I was going to McD but nevermind

I already found my happy meal ;)

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a priapism or are you just happy to see me?

Is that piloerection or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your laughter like birdsong? Because it fills my heart with joy and happiness.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?

I thought happiness start with an H , but mine starts with U ;)

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....

Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Happiness love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Happiness openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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