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Top 34 Desire Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desire pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

  2. Anoxic sediments make my desire to increase their redox potential.

  3. I have a PHD

    *A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

  4. I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

  5. I wish our dreams showed us our deepest desires in life.

    Then I'd see you more often.

  6. You a real ass woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"

  7. Do you get chased by pirates often?

    Because you have such desirable booty!

  8. I’m short AF,

    Gimme some of your inches.

    (Only works for short ppl. Or ig if you’re shorter than the desired person 🤔)

  9. Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

    Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

  10. Can I follow you home?

    My parents always told me to follow what I desire.

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A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”
But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.

Girl, you are all the SP and EXP I desire.

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For all you potterheads

Did you know the mirror of Erised at Hogwarts shows not your face but what your heart desires. If I were to stand in front of it right now, it would show us, holding hands... (Or kissing, or making out, etc. Use as per the situation and the person in front of you)

The one my great grandfather used.
Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.

Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and
E very tender moment of time spent
T ogether will be punctuated by
S oft whispers of want and need.

F ruit of our passion
U niting us together, our
C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your
K ing and you as my queen

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...

...For you.

You put the desi in desirable.

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable

Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!

Truth hurts, you are all the excitement I desire. (Truth Hurts)

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Working Desire tinder opener

Oh little processer of my desire!

The only solo win I desire is You.

Ojalá fueras bombero para apagar el fuego de mi deseo.
(If only you were a firefighter to be able to put out the fire of my desire.)

You are an ocean's breeze, I am a tidal wave. You every paragraph, I'm just the title page. You have the heart I hold exactly where you desire it, it's all so effortless, like what you did to acquire it. (Fall For Your Type)

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Take twice-daily or as desired.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

Your heart’s desires be with you!

Inherit your desires

I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.