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Top 28 Desire Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Desire chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

  2. Anoxic sediments make my desire to increase their redox potential.

  3. I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

  4. You a real ass woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"

  5. Do you get chased by pirates often?

    Because you have such desirable booty!

  6. Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

    Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

  7. Can I follow you home?

    My parents always told me to follow what I desire.

  8. A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

    But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet

  9. For all you potterheads

    Did you know the mirror of Erised at Hogwarts shows not your face but what your heart desires. If I were to stand in front of it right now, it would show us, holding hands... (Or kissing, or making out, etc. Use as per the situation and the person in front of you)

  10. Not sure if this works here, but here goes

    L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and
    E very tender moment of time spent
    T ogether will be punctuated by
    S oft whispers of want and need.

    F ruit of our passion
    U niting us together, our
    C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your
    K ing and you as my queen

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What is a Desire pickup line?

Funny desire pickup lines

The one my great grandfather used.
Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.

Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...

All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...

...For you.

You put the desi in desirable.

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable

Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!

Truth hurts, you are all the excitement I desire. (Truth Hurts)

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Oh little processer of my desire!

The only solo win I desire is You.

Ojalá fueras bombero para apagar el fuego de mi deseo.
(If only you were a firefighter to be able to put out the fire of my desire.)

You are an ocean's breeze, I am a tidal wave. You every paragraph, I'm just the title page. You have the heart I hold exactly where you desire it, it's all so effortless, like what you did to acquire it. (Fall For Your Type)

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Take twice-daily or as desired.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

Your heart’s desires be with you!

Inherit your desires

I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.