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14 Desperately Pick Up lines

Here are 14 desperately pick up lines for her and flirty desperately rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about desperately that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your desperately rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny desperately pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty desperately joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Desperately Pickup Lines

A good Desperately hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  2. Hey, are you my Dad?

    Cause I'm desperately seeking your approval.

  3. Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

  4. Hey girl are you my pending assignment?

    Cause I desperately wanna do you..

  5. Are you oxygen?

    Because I desperately need you to survive.

  6. Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

    Cuz I'm pretty desperate.

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What is a good Desperately pickup line?

Short and cute desperately pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about desperately are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

How would you like to come back to my place and...

Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want

nybody in this terminal desperate and departing?

Need a line for Zoe

Help me out fam, I’m in desperate need of one!

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Smooth Desperately pickup line

Hey girl

Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are

Our first date will be like an alumni interview, because I will be desperately trying to figure out the right thing to say.

The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall desperately in love, get married, have kids...

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Desperately love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Desperately chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.