"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you, and I think I need immediate medical attention."

"Your smile is like a dog's tail, it wags and my heart immediately starts to race."

"Do you have a gavel? Because I've got a case of love that needs addressing immediately."

"Is your data connection weak? Because our chemistry is off the charts and needs immediate syncing."

"You're like WiFi, the moment I feel your connection, I immediately want to enter my password, dddarling."

"Is your name Google? Because every time I see you, I immediately think 'How are you... so perfect!'"

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"I must be, because only a Mason could appreciate the architecture of such a breathtaking view."

"You and your best friend must have excellent taste because you both caught my eye immediately."

Whenever I meet women, I immediately start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real ice breaker.

"Indeed, I am Mason. And wow, you've got the height and beauty that could make any star look dim."

"Are you a software update? Because everytime I see your pic, I stop what I'm doing and click 'Yes' immediately."

Haha, I hope you didn't accidentally order a truck online! But if you did, I call shotgun on the first ride! 😉

"Can I be your helpline? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately calls for assistance."

"You must be the ultimate yoga pose, cause when I see you, I feel an immediate stretch in my heart."

"I saw you rolling your eyes, but trust me, my charm isn't as overwhelming as my friend's."

"Well, you've got me at a slight disadvantage. You're towering over me, yet it's hard not to notice how stunning you are."

"You must be a trauma surgeon because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and needs immediate attention."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you and I need immediate medical attention!"

"Well, you've got the height advantage for sure! Pleasure to meet your expectations, madam. And you must be the lady who makes this place shine?"

Honestly, your vibe caught my attention immediately. You have this intriguing energy that’s hard to resist. I’m excited to get to know you better!

"Are your hips a compass? Because every time you walk into a room, immediately my world finds its true North."

"If being your sub means I get to be under your spell, sign me up immediately."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately stands at attention!"

"Girl, are you a software update? Cause bruh, everytime I see you, I immediately want to get better."

"You know, charm isn't about attention, it's about connection. Shall we explore that over coffee?"

"Are you a bathtub? Because whenever I'm around you, I'm immediately drawn to your warmth and bubbles of laughter."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because every time I see you, I immediately wake up from my beauty sleep."

"Well, you don't have to respond immediately, wouldn't want to rush perfection, would we?"

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

"Are you a migrant worker? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately starts working overtime."

"Indeed, it's Mason. But I see you've already raised the standards here, haven't you?"

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I'm in need of immediate assistance."

It's crucial to note that discussions about self-harm or suicidal thoughts are serious matters and should be handled with utmost care. If you believe someone may be at risk, encourage them to connect with a mental health professional immediately.

However, if the phrase "kms" refers to her feeling down or upset, here are some uplifting lines:

"Your smile could turn around the worst of days, so why don't we make today better together?"

Did you check out their electric vans too? Imagine us road-tripping in one, arguing over the perfect playlist... I'm in!

"It took time to heal, but your smile immediately mended my heart."

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

"Your beauty is like a peace treaty, immediately ending any war within my heart."

"Ah, so you're the one who's been setting the bar high around here? Nice to finally meet you. I'm Mason, charmed and intrigued."

"That's perfect! I run a lame joke rehab center. Your treatment starts immediately."

"Are you a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your beautiful eyes and need immediate resuscitation."

"Your eyes rolled at him, but I bet they'd roll back for the right guy. Want to test that theory?"

"Are you a Mercy main? Because whenever I see you, my heart needs immediate healing."

"Are you a dictionary? Because whenever I look at you, my mood immediately shifts from 'gloomy' to 'overjoyed'."

"Are you cocaine? Because one look at you and I'm immediately addicted, high on your intoxicating beauty."

"Is your number 911? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and I need immediate assistance."

"Is your love for dogs as strong as my immediate attraction to your smile?"

"Is there a diagnosis for being dangerously sexy? Because I think I need to schedule an immediate appointment with you."

"Are you a nurse? Because every time I see you, my heart races and needs immediate attention."

"Are you a PUBG med kit? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately goes back to 100%."

"Do you own a Red Flag company? Because every time you're around, my heart immediately surrenders."

"Your name must be Sus, because you've immediately become the prime suspect... of stealing my heart."

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.