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  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  3. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

  4. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

  5. How do you start chatting?

    Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

    I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

    I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

    ---------- but that's boring...

    So what do you write?

  6. Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

    Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





    We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




    Ok so, pick you up around 5?

  7. You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

  8. Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
    James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

  9. James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
    Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
    James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

  10. I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

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If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.