"Your smile is like a dog's tail, it wags and my heart immediately starts to race."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you, and I think I need immediate medical attention."

"Do you have a gavel? Because I've got a case of love that needs addressing immediately."

"Is your data connection weak? Because our chemistry is off the charts and needs immediate syncing."

"Is your name Google? Because every time I see you, I immediately think 'How are you... so perfect!'"

"You're like WiFi, the moment I feel your connection, I immediately want to enter my password, dddarling."

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"I must be, because only a Mason could appreciate the architecture of such a breathtaking view."

Whenever I meet women, I immediately start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real ice breaker.

"Are you a software update? Because everytime I see your pic, I stop what I'm doing and click 'Yes' immediately."

"Can I be your helpline? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately calls for assistance."

"I saw you rolling your eyes, but trust me, my charm isn't as overwhelming as my friend's."

"You must be a trauma surgeon because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and needs immediate attention."

"Well, you've got me at a slight disadvantage. You're towering over me, yet it's hard not to notice how stunning you are."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you and I need immediate medical attention!"

"Well, you've got the height advantage for sure! Pleasure to meet your expectations, madam. And you must be the lady who makes this place shine?"

"Girl, are you a software update? Cause bruh, everytime I see you, I immediately want to get better."

"Are your hips a compass? Because every time you walk into a room, immediately my world finds its true North."

"You know, charm isn't about attention, it's about connection. Shall we explore that over coffee?"

"My friend may be a chick magnet, but I'm more interested in gravity - the kind that pulls two unique souls together."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because every time I see you, I immediately wake up from my beauty sleep."

"Well, you don't have to respond immediately, wouldn't want to rush perfection, would we?"

"Are you a bathtub? Because whenever I'm around you, I'm immediately drawn to your warmth and bubbles of laughter."

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

"Are you a migrant worker? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately starts working overtime."

"Indeed, it's Mason. But I see you've already raised the standards here, haven't you?"

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I'm in need of immediate assistance."

It's crucial to note that discussions about self-harm or suicidal thoughts are serious matters and should be handled with utmost care. If you believe someone may be at risk, encourage them to connect with a mental health professional immediately.

However, if the phrase "kms" refers to her feeling down or upset, here are some uplifting lines:

"Your smile could turn around the worst of days, so why don't we make today better together?"

"Your beauty is like a peace treaty, immediately ending any war within my heart."

"You're so stunning, even on the frontlines of love, I'd surrender immediately."

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

"Ah, so you're the one who's been setting the bar high around here? Nice to finally meet you. I'm Mason, charmed and intrigued."

"Your eyes rolled at him, but I bet they'd roll back for the right guy. Want to test that theory?"

"That's perfect! I run a lame joke rehab center. Your treatment starts immediately."

"Are you a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your beautiful eyes and need immediate resuscitation."

"Are you a Mercy main? Because whenever I see you, my heart needs immediate healing."

"Are you a dictionary? Because whenever I look at you, my mood immediately shifts from 'gloomy' to 'overjoyed'."

"Is your love for dogs as strong as my immediate attraction to your smile?"

"Are you cocaine? Because one look at you and I'm immediately addicted, high on your intoxicating beauty."

"Is there a diagnosis for being dangerously sexy? Because I think I need to schedule an immediate appointment with you."

"Are you a PUBG med kit? Because whenever I see you, my heart immediately goes back to 100%."

"Are you a shower? Because every time I think of you, my day immediately becomes brighter."

"Do you own a Red Flag company? Because every time you're around, my heart immediately surrenders."

"Your name must be Sus, because you've immediately become the prime suspect... of stealing my heart."

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.