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Top 11 Immediately Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Immediately pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Immediately conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  3. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

  4. Whenever I meet women, I immediately start talking about Global Warming.

    It's a real ice breaker.

  5. Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

    Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.

  6. How do you start chatting?

    Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

    I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

    I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

    ---------- but that's boring...

    So what do you write?

  7. Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
    James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

  8. James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
    Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
    James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

  9. I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

  10. If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.

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I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.