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Top 50 Direct Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Direct pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Direct conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

  3. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  4. Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

  5. Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

  6. My sense of direction is pretty terrible

    But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

  7. How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

  8. Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

  9. Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.

  10. Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.


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Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

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Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

Can you give me directions?
Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.

The warmth of life led me directly to you in this cold god-forsaken place

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.

Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?

Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.

Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!

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Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

Babe, I am going to channel dimensional energy directly into your body.

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

Hey there! Can I get some directions?

Because I think I got lost in your eyes.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

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She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart."

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Girl are you a magnet?

Coz you're so attractive and like a compass, you make me loose direction

Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!