Are you a side effect of a vaccination?

Because you are one in a million.

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

You have this effect on me I only feel upon eating chocolate.

People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a t**....

You and ambrosia have the same effect on me.

Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

"Are you global warming? Because you've been raising my temperature all night... and it's not because of the greenhouse effect."

It happens to the best of us! Maybe a greasy breakfast is in order? What do you usually crave after a night out?

"Your charm is more captivating than any Pokémon, it's super effective on my heart."

Haha, sounds like you had a wild night! Maybe I can join you next time and help you with the aftermath. 😉

"If my presence has that effect on you, imagine what a simple smile could do."

"Your presence has a keyboard effect on me, it's like you're hitting all my keys just right."

"Just like Donatello loves his tech, my heart's wired to your effect; let's explore a connection deeper yet."

"Hey Kaylee, don't worry. My handsomeness tends to have that effect on people!"

"Does your smile always have the power to ruin bedsheets, or is that just the effect you have on me?"

"Hey, I'm not a cigarette, but if we kiss, I could be your next bad habit with less side effects."

"I must be too dazzled by your smile, it seems to make me forget everything else! Let's just call it the 'you' effect."

Careful now, staring too long might turn you to stone! Kidding, but I do have that effect on people sometimes.

"Challenge accepted! Just remember, if you see me spinning, it's not the room—it's your charming effect on me."

"Concept or not, your charm seems to have a very real effect on me."

"Your fitness level is so hot, it must be the spicy side-effect of being a ginger!"

"Well, I'm glad my words are having the right effect. Should I keep stirring up that giddy feeling with more charming lines?"

Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep you hydrated with lots of water next time. Can't have you suffering too much!

"Excuse me, but your sexiness is blinding. How about you soften the effect by sharing a picture with me?"

You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

"Well, my charm is known to have a warming effect on ladies. Care to test that theory? 😉"

"Madly in love? That’s just the effect I have on people. Just wait until you see my other talents. 😏"

"Sardi lag gyi? Should've warned you, my chat has a side effect of giving chills! Let's warm up with some hot conversation next time."

"Speechless? I must be doing something right! You have that effect on me too—what's your secret? 😊✨"

"Your smile should be illegal, it's that intoxicating. How about we test its effects in a more private setting?"

Your blush is like a love potion, making me want to get closer and explore its enchanting effects.

"You've got the same effect on me as Drake's music, simply irresistible."

Can't blame you for loving me already. I have that effect on people. Care to find out more about me? 🌹

Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.

"Your photo should come with a warning label: 'Side effects include a heightened heart rate and endless daydreams.'"

"Honestly, your smile lights up this room more effectively than any chandelier ever could."

"Happy? I thought that was just a side effect of eating too much pizza! 🍕 What's your topping of choice for maximum happiness?"

"Your smile is brighter than any effective microbristles, they've got nothing on you."

"Are you a cursed energy? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of special effects!"

I totally get that feeling! Maybe next time I can make you my special hangover cure breakfast. 🍳

"Your captivating smile is my new obsession, how about we explore its effect in more private settings?"

I have that effect on people! Maybe try picking up a new hobby or hanging out with friends to keep your mind busy.

"Are you Google? Because I just found the answer to my search query, 'How not to flirt effectively?'"

"I may not have a degree in anatomy, but I can definitely see the effect I'm having on you."

"That smile of yours drives me crazy, do I have the same effect on you, or should I try harder?"

"Just like Skillet's song, you've got a 'Psycho in My Head' effect on me, girl. But it's the sweetest melody."

"Does the butterfly effect apply to you? Because every time we talk, your smile sends shivers down my spine."

"Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I unmatch you and swipe right again for dramatic effect?"

"Thinking about you has me feeling a little excited—guess you could say you have that effect on me."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. That's quite an effective trick!"

"Baby, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Must be the Taimoor effect."

"Watching you on screen makes my heart race faster than any special effect could ever do."

Haha, well, that just means you had a good time! Maybe next time we'll stick to coffee instead. 😉

Are you a research paper? Because I can't stop thinking about you... just like the primacy effect in memory!

"Is it just me or does money have the same effect on you as rain does on flowers?"

"Is your name Snow White? Because you have an effect on me that's stronger than a poisoned apple."

"Is your name Pikachu? Because you've got an electric smile that's super effective on my heart."

"Just like effective microbristles, your charm leaves no room for imperfection."

"Is that a blush I see? Or does my smile just have an enchanting effect on beautiful girls like you?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to converse effectively."

"Haha, your laughter is contagious! Are you always this radiant or is it just the effect you have on me?"

"Sardi lag gyi toh? Should I offer my charming personality as a blanket? It's known to have a warming effect!"

"Oh, I bet I'd blush even more if you were here! Your texts definitely have that effect on me... What else can you do to me? 😏"

"Your beauty must be the cure for all diseases, why don't we test its effects in a more intimate setting?"

"Excuse me, but your emotional stress balls seem to have a calming effect. Could I study for my exam near you?"

"Is your headache from hunger, or just the side effect of being excessively gorgeous?"

"Don't worry, my conversations are known to have a warm effect. Give it a try and you won't feel the cold anymore."

"Is your name Volume? Because you've got me fluttering with these 3D effects."

"I may be old-fashioned, but I never go out of style - just like the effects of polio on your body."

"Are you overqualified in being a heartbreaker? Because your natural beauty leaves a trance-like effect on me."

"Isn't nostalgia just a side effect of having a great memory? Let's make some memories worth reminiscing about."

"Pooja, your beauty is so intoxicating, it should come with a warning label. How about we explore its effects tonight?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a baby stroller, just for effect? "

"I'd say a cat because we share a common trait - both of us have mastered the art of ignoring people effectively!"

"Is it just me, or did the room suddenly get brighter when you walked in? You have that effect on people."

"Your face is so adorable, it's like the cutest puppy I've ever seen, mind if I pet your heart too?"

"Ah, temperature's rising there and here. Your charm definitely has a global warming effect! 😜"

"If you think you're addicted now, wait until I unleash my ultimate dad jokes. Warning: side effects may include excessive eye-rolling!"

"Do you always like being this captivating, or is it just an overwhelming effect you have on me?"

"Your beauty must be the best medicine, because it's making my heart race. How about we explore its effects over drinks?"

"Are you a shoujo manga? Because my life didn't have enough sparkly background effects until you walked in."

"Your love is like a cell wall, strong and protective, but my affection blooms for you, steady and effective."

"You're as fetching as a frisky pup; it's impossible to resist chasing after your charm."

"Your presence has the same effect on me as the breathtaking view of my hometown's mountains, leaving me speechless and reddening."

"Does your smile have any side effects? Because when I see it, my stomach starts to flutter."

Red looks good on you, but imagine the jaw-dropping effect of seeing me in lace lingerie. 🔥

Ah, the infamous post-drinking phase! Some good food and laughter will definitely help with that. What's your go-to hangover cure?

Don't worry, I'll make sure to bring some extra strong coffee for our first date to help you recover!

"Well, if you win, the prize is a dinner with me. Disclaimer: Laughter and good times may be side effects!"

"Is your name Splash Potion? Because my heart races and pulses like I'm under your water breathing effect."

Your allure makes my latex suit feel even tighter. Care to see the effect you have on me?

"Your allure has a magnetic effect on me, stirring sensations I didn't know existed."

What’s that on your face?

They respond with “what”

Pause for dramatic effect...............................

That smile :)

"Haha, not really. But your words do have a soothing effect on me."

"Your captivating gaze is magnetic, do you always have this effect on passing strangers?"

Haha, the struggle is real! Hydration is key and maybe a little fresh air. I'm sure you'll bounce back in no time!

"Your enthusiasm is intoxicating, it's making typing on this keyboard feel like playing a grand piano in a moonlit symphony."

"Were you sorted into Gryffindor? Cause every time I see you, you have this brave effect that makes my heart race."

Well, if my red nightwear had that effect on you through a screen, imagine in person... you might just be speechless. 😉

"Struggling to explain my effect on you? That's because extraordinary feelings can't be put into ordinary words."

"Is your name Freddy? Because you've invaded my dreams more effectively than any horror movie ever could."

"Are all your cocktails as intoxicating as your smile or should I order two to experience the same effect?"

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Jenna, your beauty seems to have a captivating effect on me. Mind sharing a conversation that matches this intrigue?"

"Is your blush nature's masterpiece or just the effect of my words turning you into the perfect shade of love?"

"You're wearing so much black, I'm seeing stars. Or maybe that's just the effect you have on me."

"Wow, my effect on people is usually electrifying, not sleep-inducing!"

Even if the question said to disregard the effects of gravity

I'd still be falling for you

Haha, I feel you! Hydrate and get some rest, you'll be back to 100% in no time. What's your go-to hangover cure?

Thank you! Your response is quite alluring as well. Maybe our moments of allure can create something special?

They say love is a drug, but I prefer my highs without the side effects! What’s your go-to for a natural buzz?

"Did your smile come straight from Hollywood, or is that just the gringa effect setting my heart on fire?"

"The sound of your voice turns my heart on, can we explore if it has the same effect elsewhere?"

Haha, well hopefully you had a good time last night at least! Maybe next time we can hang out sober. 😉

"Is my heart racing or is it just the effect of your beauty, sweetest nurse?"

"Is it just me, or does your beauty have a magnetic effect on making my heart skip a beat?"

"For such a short distance, your allure certainly has a long-range effect on my heartbeat."

Haha, well I may not have that effect on your cat, but I promise I can make you laugh! 😄

"Did you invent the butterfly effect? Because I just caught feelings that could change my entire world."

I think you'll find that my charm and wit are much more effective at getting me to act right. 😉

"Is memory loss a side effect of your beauty? Because you keep forgetting me, sweetheart."

"Well, your infectious giggles are my new favorite soundtrack. The way they light up my screen is uncanny, to say the least."

"Were you flustered from our dance, or was it just the effect of your stunning beauty on me?"

"Did it just get militarized in here, or is that just the effect of your disarmament smile on my politics?"

"Do you have wings, or is that just the enchanting effect you have when you walk by?"

"If my charm is causing this effect on you, then I can't help but hope you fall for me."

I've done the research and my findings conclude: your place has the best agglomeration effect.

I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty

or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

*Spills water on lady*

I see you're quite wet, I tend to have that effect on women.