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  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Are you a librarian?

    Because I see you checking me out

    Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read

  3. Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus,

    or is this just an unconditioned response?

  4. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  5. I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

  6. What is 999,999,999 + 1?

    The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

    (Tested twice great response on both)

  7. You shouldn’t love yourself too much...

    Because that’s my responsibility.

  8. We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

  9. I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

  10. Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

    Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
    Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

    And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
    Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

    He said: No, little before my time

    And I finished by saying:

    Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)
Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes"

If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

Do you want to see my Impulse response?

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

A response to: “I’m so clumsy”

“So that’s how I met you; you fell from heaven”

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Need a good response

A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....
So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

Need a line / response to " dissent in the streets, consent in the streets"

The best i've been able to come up is something along the lines of "baby, let's start a revolution", but i don't think that quite fits. There must be a better response than that.

Can anyone help me out here?

I NEED YOUR HELP

I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

Hey girl are you an aquarium?

Cause I'm not old enough to responsibly be inside you yet, but I sure want some tuna right now.

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

Looking for a whitty response to "What's the quickest way to win you over?"

Girl opened with this line on bumble. Trying to think of some whitty responses.

Crop circle ice-breaker:

"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." -- Jerry Seinfeld

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From Seinfeld season 3, episode 9, "The Nose job"

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IP address

"What's your port IP address? Because I want to send you a packet!"

**Response:** "Sure! It's 127.0.0.1"

Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

Can i try a pickup line on you?

Response: Sure?
you: Doesn't matter where I start, aslong as I end on you.

Do you want to be my CEO?

Because I need someone to take responsibility for the mistakes I'm going to make with you tonight.

"Is that a phone in your backpocket cause that ass calling me"

I seen this and used it some girl said are you gonna answer what's a good response

Are you my internal response when i stub my toe?

Because fuck me.

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

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With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."