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Top 44 Comebacks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Comebacks chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
    Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
    Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  3. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  4. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  5. Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
    Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

  6. Line: I think I could make you very happy
    Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

  7. Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

  8. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
    Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  9. Line: Can I have your name?
    Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

  10. Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    Comeback: It's hot!!!

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Funny comebacks pickup lines

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

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Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

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Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine? Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"

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Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

Line: I can tell how much you want me.
Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!

Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you. Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.