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  1. Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    Comeback: Yeah, just don’t stop this time.

  2. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
    Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  3. Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
    Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  4. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  5. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  6. Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
    Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

  7. Line: I think I could make you very happy
    Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

  8. Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

  9. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
    Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  10. Line: Can I have your name?
    Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

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Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Line: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Comeback: Are you from Illinois? Cause you’re ill-annoying me.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine? Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Man: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. Woman: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put "F" and "U" together.

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

Line: I can tell how much you want me.
Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!