Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Line: Can I have your name?
Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Did it hurt comeback: No because I came from h**....

Alphabet pick up line comeback. I would put B Y E together.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You look familiar comeback: That's because I have rejected you many times already.

Did It Hurt Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

"Well, lucky for you, I'm fluent in charming comebacks. Let's break the ice together."

"Is this your comeback season? Because my heart is ready for the premiere."

"Oh really? Just remember, I bite back with witty comebacks!"

You look familiar comeback: Do you want a lot of p**...?

"Your comeback isn't the only thing that's awe-inspiring, your smile tops everything."

Our next meeting will be a chance for me to charm you like never before. Get ready for my comeback.

"I bet our arms would make a perfect fit, just like the rest of us would."

"I can't resist a delicious feast, and you look like a five-star dish. Care to dine together?"

"I see my message left you speechless! Should I call a rescue team or are you just plotting your witty comeback? 😄"

"Is your name Google? Because you've been running through my mind all day and I can't find a way to block you out."

Are you a camera comeback: Whenever I look at you, I close my eyes.

"You've mastered the art of comebacks, but I'm still trying to master the courage to steal your heart."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm all about generous portions. How about we serve up some magic together?"

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

"Your departure leaves me breathless, but your comeback would be my sweetest sin."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm fluent in charming comebacks. Let's see if I can leave you speechless again."

Yeah, fanny packs are making a comeback! Have you ever owned one? They're so convenient for holding all your stuff.

"Well, my love language is sarcastic comebacks, so bring it on! Let's set this chat on 'roast' mode!"

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"

Any good ideas?

Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel, blocking me.

"Is your name Google? Because you've been running through my mind all day. Can we unblock each other?"

"Well, if my arms are meant to be with yours, then I can't wait to hold you tight."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and I hope you unblock me soon.

"Your sharp comebacks only make me more intrigued; guess I've got a thing for girls who challenge my mind."

Hey, I'm like a rare comet - disappear for a while but always make a grand entrance. Ready for that comeback?

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of charm and a sprinkle of wit."

Line: I can tell how much you want me.
Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!

"The only thing sexier than your quick comebacks is the mystery behind those captivating eyes. Dare to unravel?"

"I'll be waiting with bated breath for your comeback, gorgeous. Trust me, the anticipation is real."

Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you. Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

"Are you a Kpop star? Because whenever I see you, my heart goes 'Bang Bang Bang' like a Big Bang comeback."

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

"I guess my charm is so overwhelming, it's left you speechless? Or maybe you’re just plotting your witty comeback! 😜"

Fanny packs are making a comeback, huh? Maybe I should start rocking one too; they're the ultimate fashion statement!

"Ha! True, but I bet you’ll miss my witty comebacks. What’s your plan to fill that void? 😄"

"I may not be on the menu, but I'd love to be your special order tonight."

"If you were a K-pop group, you'd definitely be my ultimate comeback—totally irresistible and always leaving me wanting more."

"I've just experienced a setback, but your dazzling eyes tell me it's time for a comeback."

"Like a Kpop idol's comeback, every moment with you is worth the wait."

"You're hotter than a BTS comeback, and trust me, that's not easy to beat."

"Just like a NewJeans comeback, my heart beats louder every time I see you."

That sounds rough. Remember, every setback is just a setup for a comeback. Want to share what happened, or would you prefer something lighter?

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives trying to win you back. Can we give it another shot?"

Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Away from you.

Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Line: I have a boyfriend.
Comeback: I have a math test.
Line: What?
Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

Are you from Illinois?

Cause you’re ill-annoying me.

So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.