Top 50 Comebacks Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Comebacks pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Comebacks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.
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Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t. -
Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone. -
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation. -
Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation. -
Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?
Working short comebacks pickup lines to impress a girl
Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?
Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.
Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.
Line: Can I have your name?
Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?
Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.
comebacks Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
Are you from Tennessee?
Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.
Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?
Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.
comebacks Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
You look familiar comeback: I know, I killed you once before?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Did it hurt comeback: No because I came from h**....
Alphabet pick up line comeback. I would put B Y E together.
You look familiar comeback: Like your dead girlfriend?
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
You look familiar comeback: That's because I have rejected you many times already.
Comeback to Spotify Pick Up Line: Well because I am not a single!
Did It Hurt Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.
Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.
Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?
Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.
comebacks Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
You look familiar comeback: Do you want a lot of p**...?
You look familiar comeback: So, you have seen me stalking you.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.
Are you a camera comeback: Whenever I look at you, I close my eyes.
Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"
Any good ideas?
Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!
Line: I can tell how much you want me.
Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!
Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you. Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.
Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Away from you.
Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.
Line: I have a boyfriend.
Comeback: I have a math test.
Line: What?
Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.
Man: I can make your bed rock Woman: No you can't, I have a Tempurpedic
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Comebacks phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.