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Top 48 Disappears Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Disappears chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

    Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  2. Whoa, you must be Cinderella

    Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

  3. Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

  4. Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...

  5. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  6. Hey so you want to see some magic?

    You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

  7. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  8. Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

  9. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

  10. I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

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Hey girl are you a magician
Cause when i look at you everyone disappears

I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.

Are you Cinderella?

Cause your dress might disappear tonight

Hey girl are you Cinderella?

Cuz that dress is about to disappear tonight.

Are you a magician?

When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.

Damn girl, are you Carol Baskin’s Tiger?

Cause I’d love to disappear in you.

I'm a magician...
I can make your clothes disappear with just a kiss.

If every star in the night sky was to disappear

I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date

Am I a magician?

Because I'm about to make your virginity DISAPPEAR!

Are you Cinderella?

‘Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight!

Are you a grenade?

Because if I remove your ring, my house will disappear.

Are you a magician

Because every time I look at you everything else seems to disappear

Are you a magician? Whenever...

I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Hey girl are you a magician?

Because when I see you everyone else disappears.

I’m like Harry Houdini, I can make clothes disappear in an instant.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Are you a magician? Because when I look...

At you, you make everyone else disappear!

Are you a magician?

Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Hotness next only to sun.

Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.

Are you a magician

Because you made my v card disappear

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

Are u a magician?

Because when i look at you everyone else disappears

Damn girl, are you a magician?

Cuz when I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.