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Top 49 destroyed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Destroyed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. Hey boy, are you bleach?

    Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

  3. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  4. Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you?

  5. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  6. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  7. Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to destroy it.

  8. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

  9. There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

    The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

  10. Do you have pet insurance?

    Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

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Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Hey girl, you want to play Harry Potter?

We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

Do you have pet Insurance
Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

Marvel made a movie, "infinity war"

So, you & me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities

Are you lava

Because you destroyed my life and took everything I had

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus

Call me Maximilian Robespierre...

Because I'm gonna destroy that head!

If I could be any Roman deity I would be Cronus

Because I'd be the only one who could destroy Uranus

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am destroying that pussy tonight.

Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma

Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

Eyy girl

Theres only going to be seven planets left after i destroy Uranus

Are you Joe?

Cause I want to destroy your updog and give you ligma

The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".

\-Damien

Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why?
Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!

Hey girl are you destroyed?

Because I'll be there in seconds

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus