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Top 50 Destroyed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Destroyed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy

  2. What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

    They both about to get destroyed

  3. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  4. Hey boy, are you bleach?

    Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

  5. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  6. I must be Taco Bell

    Cause I’m gonna destroy your ass.

  7. Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you?

  8. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  9. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  10. Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to destroy it.

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Are you wall Rose ?
My colossal wants to destroy you.

Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

I am taco bell

Because imma destroy your butt

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Hey girl, you want to play Harry Potter?

We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

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If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

I wanna destroy your pussy like a condo in Florida

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

Hey baby, do you like the solar system?

Bc there will only be seven planets left when i have destroyed ur anus

You feel vibrations from deep below…yup that's my Destroyer.

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Are you lava

Because you destroyed my life and took everything I had

Marvel made a movie, "infinity war"

So, you & me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities

You are the latest character in my life. Girl I am ready to destroy my wallet to wish you into my world.