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  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. Hey boy, are you bleach?

    Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

  3. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  4. Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you?

  5. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  6. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  7. Are you wall Rose ?

    My colossal wants to destroy you.

  8. There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

    The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

  9. If I were an astronaut

    I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere

  10. Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

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If I had access to the death star...
The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

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If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.
Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

You feel vibrations from deep below…yup that's my Destroyer.

Are you lava

Because you destroyed my life and took everything I had

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Marvel made a movie, "infinity war"

So, you & me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities

You are the latest character in my life. Girl I am ready to destroy my wallet to wish you into my world.

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Did you destroy Pompeii in 79 AD?

Because you’re Mt. Voluptuous

Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet.

I would rather spend on you instead.

Are you Sauron?

Because I want to destroy your ring.

Hey, are you capitalism?

Cause I want to destroy you.

Call me Maximilian Robespierre...

Because I'm gonna destroy that head!

Oh no! My Queen on G4 has been destroyed!

Maybe you will be my Queen now.

Are you a fan of Metallica?

Because I wanna Seek and Destroy you

Do you have pet insurance? Coz I’m gonna destroy your pussy tonight

If I could be any Roman deity I would be Cronus

Because I'd be the only one who could destroy Uranus

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma