Top 50 Destroyed Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Destroyed pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Destroyed tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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How many planets are in a solar system?
Her: 8
Him: 7 after i destroy uranus -
Hey boy, are you bleach?
Cus I want you to destroy my insides..
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I hope you have pet insurance
Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy
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Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you?
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The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.
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Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
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Are you wall Rose ?
My colossal wants to destroy you.
There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9
The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
This Destroyer is going to give your p**... a good time.
If I go and destroy you a chunk at a time just how much will you be able to endure?
Girl you are so hot, my minion is instantly reborn after you destroyed it.
If I were an astronaut
I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere
Are you a Maverick Hunter? I am a Robot Master, destroy me tonight and take my special power.
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My v**... is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it
I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
If I had access to the death star...
The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus
There's only seven planets left!
Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.
Have you heard what the scientists are saying?
There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
I’m a lot like The Death Star
Because I could destroy Uranus
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If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.
Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.
You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.
Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.
Hi, there only be seven planets left....
When I destroyed Uranus.
You feel vibrations from deep below…yup that's my Destroyer.
Are you lava
Because you destroyed my life and took everything I had
Marvel made a movie, "infinity war"
So, you & me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities
There were only 8 planets
After I destroyed Uranus.
You are the latest character in my life. Girl I am ready to destroy my wallet to wish you into my world.
There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...
'cause I'm going to destroy uranus
Did you destroy Pompeii in 79 AD?
Because you’re Mt. Voluptuous
Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet.
I would rather spend on you instead.
Are you Sauron?
Because I want to destroy your ring.
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Call me Maximilian Robespierre...
Because I'm gonna destroy that head!
Hey, are you capitalism?
Cause I want to destroy you.
Oh no! My Queen on G4 has been destroyed!
Maybe you will be my Queen now.
Do you have pet insurance? Coz I’m gonna destroy your p**... tonight
Are you a fan of Metallica?
Because I wanna Seek and Destroy you
If I could be any Roman deity I would be Cronus
Because I'd be the only one who could destroy Uranus
I hope you have planet insurance
Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?
Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
Eyy girl
Theres only going to be seven planets left after i destroy Uranus
Are you Joe?
Cause I want to destroy your updog and give you ligma
Hey girl are you destroyed?
Because I'll be there in seconds
Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.
Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Soon there’ll be 7 planets
Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
I'd like to locate close with and destroy your hooyah with my madeuce!
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
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