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Top 28 Stolen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stolen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stolen conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Any chance you have an extra heart?

    Cause mine’s being stolen

  2. I'mma teach you some grammar..

    They’ve = They have

    We’ve = We have

    You’ve = Stolen my heart

  3. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  4. Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

    Cause I think you have stolen my heart

    - Day 80

  5. Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

  6. You've stolen my heart you criminal, but it seems that I've felon love with you.

  7. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    SATAN?


    (Stolen from somewhere)

  8. Are you a gorilla enclosure

    Because I wanna drop some kids into you (stolen from r/darkjokecentral

  9. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

  10. You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

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I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

Mine was just stolen.

I think I am going to call the police on you

Because you have stolen my heart

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine is stolen!

How good was it

My nose would be bleeding if you hadn't stolen my heart.

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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

Girl, is that my hear in your hand?
Because I think it was stolen

You’ve stolen both my hearts.

Dr Who

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.

You're going to steal ME! No, you HAVE stolen me. You ARE stealing me. Oh! Tenses ARE difficult, aren't they? (Doctor Who)

You’ve stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back? (Zombie)

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen this dance.

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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart

You've stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?