Top 50 Thief Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Thief chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.
I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Funny thief pickup lines

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Are you an inhaler thief?

Because you take my breath away

Was your father a thief ?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl, are you a Phantom Thief?

Cuz you’ve just taken my heart

You must be a master thief...

You stole my heart with just a glance

Im not a thief but...

The only thing I'll steal from you is your V-card

I’m warning you.

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

I wouldn't mind being a thief

To steal a kiss from you

Are you a thief?

Cuz you stole my heart

Im a thief...

Keep your heart safe else I may stole it.