Top 50 Thief Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thief pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

   Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
   

2. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

   Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

3. I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.

4. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

5. You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

6. Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

7. Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

8. Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.

9. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

10. You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

Funny thief pickup lines

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Are you a thief...

Because you stole my heart

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart

Are you a thief?

‘Cause I can’t find my wallet

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

Are you an inhaler thief?

Because you take my breath away

Was your father a thief ?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hey girl, are you a Phantom Thief?

Cuz you’ve just taken my heart

You must be a master thief...

You stole my heart with just a glance