Top 50 Officer Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Officer pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Officer tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.
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Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?
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Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
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Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?
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Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.
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I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.
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I'd like to go to work in your oval office.
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I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.
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I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.
Working officer pickup lines
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.
If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you
For stealing my heart
Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?
Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?
Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath
The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.
Are you the commanding naval officer?
Cause you can have some of my seamen.
Are you a United States Police Officer?...
... because you take my breath away
Are you a police officer?
Because you take my breath away
Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.
Wanna play police officer?
Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall
Hey are you a police officer
Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal
Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!
I wanna put my president in your Oval Office
Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Are you a police officer?
Because I want your name and number.
Is there an office party today?
Because you brought cake to work
I wanna go down to your post office
And lick some stamps
I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?
Girl you must be illegal,
coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.
