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50 Officer Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Officer rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about officer, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Officer Pickup Lines

A good Officer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.

  2. I must be a SUM function, because being around you adds up to pure excitement and pleasure.

  3. Are you a spreadsheet?

    Because you've got all the right formulas to make my heart calculate faster.

  4. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

  5. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

  6. I must admit, your skills in Excel are impressive. Shame you can't calculate the impact of my charm.

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What is a good Officer pickup line?

Short and cute officer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about officer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a VLOOKUP function?

Because you've got me searching for love in all the right places!

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

You must be an Excel pro because you're the only one who can make my heart pivot and my data merge.

Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

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Smooth Officer pickup line

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

Cheesy officer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

If you were a spreadsheet, you'd be the one with all the formulas, because you've got me feeling a little lost and confused.

I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

Is your name Excel?

Because you've got that "sum-thing" special that adds up to perfection!

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

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Working Officer tinder opener

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Corny officer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Officer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

Are you the commanding naval officer?
Cause you can have some of my seamen.

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

Are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

A good officer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Officer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

I wanna put my president in your Oval Office

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Hey girl, I wanna elect my president into your Oval Office

Are you a police officer?
Because I want your name and number.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

let's make the FREQUENCY of me in you greater than or equal to two

Girl, I'm not just one for VHOOKUPs - I'm looking for my INDEX MATCH.

Are you a vlookup function with a true condition because you're willing to match with anything

Wanna merge cells?

I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

I wanna go down to your post office

And lick some stamps

You set the FLOOR, I set the CEILING, around the AVERAGE we'll see how we're feeling

Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Officer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Officer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.