Top 50 Officer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Officer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

2. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

3. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

4. Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

5. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

6. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

7. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

8. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

9. I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

10. Damn girl are you a police officer?

    Because you take my breath away

Funny officer pickup lines

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.

I wanna go down to your post office

And lick some stamps

Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot

Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?

Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have swon you were checking out my package.

Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

Do you know if there's a post office nearby, because I'd ship us.