Top 50 Officer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Officer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

2. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

3. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

4. Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

5. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

6. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

7. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

8. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

9. I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

10. Damn girl are you a police officer?

    Because you take my breath away

Funny officer pickup lines

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.

'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot

Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work

I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?

I wanna go down to your post office

And lick some stamps

Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

Hey girl, can I take a picture of you? I want to make a customized stamp of you, so everyone will know how beautiful you are.

Hey girl, can I rent you a PO box next to mine so we can be neighbors?

Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.

Gooding I have a tracking number, because I am lost without you.

Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Post Office is?

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

Wanna play post office? You be the stamp and I'll lick you.

Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.