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Top 38 Captain Pick Up lines

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  1. I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!

  2. Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...

  3. When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

  4. My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)

  5. When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)

  6. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)

  7. 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)

  8. You're the stars on my spangled banner (Captain America)

  9. Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.

  10. I'll show you the captain... You just have to beam me up...

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I was frozen in ice for decades... Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)


Your the ship, and I’m the captain......
You know what they say, the captain should always go down on his ship ;-)

Are you a pirate captain

Cause I got a shipload of semen for you

*semen sea men

Hi, i'm Captain Jack Harkness.

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Baby, you must be Captain Shang.

Because I want you to make a man out of me.

Are you Sky Captain...
Because I want you to fuck me into the World of Tomorrow.

We've got to risk implosion. We may explode into the biggest fireball this part of the galaxy has seen, but we've got to take that one (in (a (million chance. (Captain Kirk in Star Trek,The Naked Time(Alternatively:Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. (A Taste for Armageddon)

Captain, being held by you is quite enough to grt me excited.

You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?

Hi I’m the Captain, how may I be of service?

Wanna see the Captain's log?

If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?

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A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?

I'll be the captain if you be my first mate.

Klingons killed the last captain of my heart, and I am looking for a suitable replacement.

Torpedoes ready, captain.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

Hello. (Captain Jack Harkness)

You be Captain Vanunu and I'll let you frisk me all over.

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?