Top 50 Senior Citizen Pick Up lines
Do you have the hots for that cute older gentleman or woman? Use these pick up lines with Seniors in mind. They feature common issues, activities, and concerns for seniors. Make these old pick up lines work for you with these tips.
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One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.
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I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
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Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
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Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
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I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
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Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
Working short senior citizen pickup lines to impress a girl
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
senior citizen Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
You don't look a day over 69.
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
senior citizen Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?
I think you dropped your teeth.
I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
Your scooter or mine?
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
senior citizen Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Want to blow my grankids' inheritances?
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
Using smooth Senior Citizen phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Senior Citizen conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Senior Citizen phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Senior Citizen lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.