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Top 50 Senior Citizen Pick Up lines

Do you have the hots for that cute older gentleman or woman? Use these pick up lines with Seniors in mind. They feature common issues, activities, and concerns for seniors. Make these old pick up lines work for you with these tips.

  1. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

  2. One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.

  3. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  4. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  5. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  6. I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

  7. Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

  8. I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

  9. You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

  10. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

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Working senior citizen pickup lines

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

Where have you been pretty much all of my life?

Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?

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Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

You don't look a day over 69.

I liverspotted you from across the bar?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!

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Working Senior Citizen tinder opener

Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

I think you dropped your teeth.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?

Your scooter or mine?

You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.

Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.