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Top 50 Senior Citizen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Senior Citizen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

  2. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

  3. One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.

  4. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  5. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  6. I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

  7. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  8. Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

  9. I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

  10. You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

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Funny senior citizen pickup lines

No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

Where have you been pretty much all of my life?

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Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

You don't look a day over 69.

I liverspotted you from across the bar?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

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Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

I think you dropped your teeth.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

Your scooter or mine?

Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?