Ah, the classic “going to school” ritual. I’ve heard it’s where all the cool kids learn how to adult. Still waiting for my diploma!

"Watching adult films is interesting, but exploring these fantasies with someone as attractive as you would be legendary."

"Your pink eyes outshine any spotlight, Plum. In the theater of my heart, you're the star of every scene."

Just finished a marathon of snack eating while avoiding adult responsibilities. It’s a talent, really! What show is keeping you entertained?

"Write: 'Professional ice cream taster, amateur adulting expert. Swipe if you can handle spontaneous dance parties!'"

"Are you a Lunchables? Cause you've got me looking forward to snack time, even though I'm clearly an adult."

"You may shine in adult films, Plum, but your talent is Oscar-worthy. Your beauty? Beyond the silver screen."

"Barbara, your infectious cheerfulness is my favorite distraction; Can we be more than just friends?"

3. "Officer Yi, you might have a short fuse, but your fiery passion only makes me want to break the rules."

4. "Plum, acting in adult films doesn't define you; your raw talent and beauty does. Wanna practice a romantic scene together?"

Well, lucky for me, I'm into adults too. Let's see if you're as captivating as your sister.

Since we're both responsible adults you won't mind if I socially distance your left kiss cheek from the right one?

"Barbara, you light up every room with your smile. How about we turn down the lights and let our heartbeats do the talking?"

3. "Officer Yi, you're so arresting even when you're off duty. Mind teaching me some discipline tonight?"

4. "Plum, you might be in adult films but it's your Oscar-worthy performance that has captivated me."

Hey, if you're anything like your sister, I can't wait to get to know you better. You sound intriguing.

Are you tired of being an Adult?

Be my Baby instead

I get it, the thought of adulting can be daunting. But hey, we can still embrace our inner child while navigating this grown-up world together.

Haha, well I may not be a famous adult film star, but I promise I can bring some excitement to your life! 😉

How about we skip the chocolate bunnies and indulge in some adult Easter fun instead? Ready for a different kind of egg hunt? 🐰

I’m just embracing my inner child! Who says adults can’t have fun? What’s something silly you did as a kid that still makes you laugh?

Talented? Ha! You should see my skills in avoiding adulting. What’s your hidden talent? Can you juggle while riding a unicycle?

"Who needs adult films when your beauty is the only fantasy that keeps my hands busy?"

"I appreciate art in all its forms, even adult films. Care to explore the beauty of real intimacy together?"

"I must say, your taste in adult entertainment is as good as your looks. Join me?"

Broke? Nah, just financially challenged in the art of adulting! Can we call it 'creative budgeting' instead? 😂 What's your financial superpower?

"Toys, huh? Well, I've always had a thing for those big teddy bears at carnivals. But if we're talking adult toys, that's a conversation best saved for later."

"Totally! Fragrances are like mood rings for adults. I just hope mine doesn't smell like burnt toast from my cooking adventures!"

"I may be 15, but your smile makes me feel like I’m already an adult in love."

Ey girl are you an adult website?

Cuz i wanna look at you all day long

Tired of being an adult?

Then be my baby :3

If we are in the library, guess where would i bring you?

Straight to the adult section

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of havng an adult conversation.

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.

I am the direct of Adult Services. How many I help you?

Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.