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Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kids conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  3. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  4. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  5. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  6. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  7. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

  8. Hey girl, are you an American high school?

    'Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of 'ya.

  9. Your kids are going to look cute af

    But the y is silent

  10. Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

    Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

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Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to drop a kid in you.

Girl, are you a school?

I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

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Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

It’s great that you’re good with kids..

Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

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Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent