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Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and flirty pick up lines for kids? These pick up lines are written just for kids. They are kid friendly and funny. They are written to be cute and sweet. Make your kids say yes to your love life with these flirty pick up phrases. Try these pick up lines to make your kids smile.

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  3. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  4. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  5. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  6. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

  7. As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

  8. Your kids are going to look cute af

    But the y is silent

  9. Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

    Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

  10. Are you a gorilla exhibit?

    Because I want to drop a kid in you.


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What is a Kids pickup line?

Working kids pickup lines

Girl, are you a school?
I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

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This is a funny Kids pickup line!

Do you have braces cause I don’t want my kids behind bars

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

It’s great that you’re good with kids..

Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

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Working Kids tinder opener

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.