Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
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Hey girl, are you an American school?
Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
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Hey girl are you a piñata
Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?
Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
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Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?
Because I want to put my kids in you
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Your kids are going to look cute af
But the y is silent
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Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to drop a kid in you.
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Can I be the Mother of your kids?
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
Funny kids pickup lines
Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you
Your kids will be cute
But Y is silent.
Are you an orphanage?
Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you Harambe's Enclosure?
Because I want to drop a kid inside you.
Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?
Because green eggs and damnnnnn
Are you a preschool?
Cause I want my kids to be inside you
Are you a school
Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
I love this story
The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother
Your kids are going to be beautiful
But the Y is silent
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey girl, are you an American public school?
Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
You must be made of sour patch kids.
Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.
Hey girl, hope you like kids
Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare
Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?
Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you
I only like kids under 8 years old
(That was the whole pickup line)
Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?
Cause I wanna put some kids in you
Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?
Because I want to shoot kids in you.
I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)