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Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  3. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  4. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  5. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  6. Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

    Because I want to put my kids in you

  7. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  8. Fuck friends, fuck the office

    I just wanna tell my kids ‘How I met your mother’

  9. Your kids are going to look cute af

    But the y is silent

  10. Are you a gorilla exhibit?

    Because I want to drop a kid in you.

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Funny kids pickup lines

Girl, are you a school?
I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

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Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...
Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

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Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you