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Top 50 kids Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Kids chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  2. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  3. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  4. Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

    Because I want to put my kids in you

  5. Your kids are going to look cute af

    But the y is silent

  6. Are you a gorilla exhibit?

    Because I want to drop a kid in you.

  7. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

  8. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  9. Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

  10. Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

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Latest kids chat up lines

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

I have candies in that truck.

(for best results use at kids)

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?

Just kidding but I like your smile

Hey baby are you school

Cause I wanna shoot some kids up in you

Are you a church?

Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you

Are you a factory before labor standards?

Cuz i wanna put some kids in you

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Cos i wanna give you kids

Are you a school?

Cause I’d like to shoot some kids up in you.

Damn girl, are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you.