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110 Kids Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some funny and flirty pick up lines for kids? These pick up lines are written just for kids. They are kid friendly and funny. They are written to be cute and sweet. Make your kids say yes to your love life with these flirty pick up phrases. Try these pick up lines to make your kids smile.

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A good Kids pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  3. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  4. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  5. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  6. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

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What is a good Kids pickup line?

Here are 110 kids pick up lines for her and flirty kids rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your kids rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny kids pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty kids joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute kids pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about kids are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I want to drop a kid in you.

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Smooth Kids pickup line

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

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I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Do you have braces cause I don’t want my kids behind bars

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

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Working Kids tinder opener

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

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Funny kids Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Kids conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.


Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

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Clever kids Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Kids hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

You don't want kids? It's fine we can always woohoo.

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

Jett: Think you can keep up? Who am I kidding? You know you can't keep up.

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

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Smooth kids Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Kids pickup lines make her give you her number.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can orgasm in 6.

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

"If love was a song, it would be 'My Pace'. Because every time I see you, my heart races uncontrollably."

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Flirty kids Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Kids pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

"Like a playful kid with a sunny smile, you make my heart race miles after every while."

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

"Are you a Stray Kids song? Because I can't get you out of my 'My Pace', girl."

"Like a storybook's ending, you're a dream that's been planned, boy you're the wonder that makes childhood grand."

"Alright, no more kidding around. How about we make some real conversation over a cup of coffee?"

"Your smile is so warm, I can already picture our future kids inheriting it."

"If you were a song by BTS, you'd be 'Blood, Sweat & Tears' because you make my heart race uncontrollably."

"Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

"Wow, getting laid every second day? Sounds exhausting. Ever tried laying down a good book instead? Just kidding!"

"If we were to have children, they'd have your beauty and my charm - a combination no one could resist."

"Are you an iPad? Because I can't seem to stop swiping right on you."

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Cringe kids Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Your smile is as captivating as Stray Kids' harmony, can we make our own perfect symphony together?"

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Are you a Lunchables pack? Because I'm feeling like a kid again and I can't handle your 'fun-size' appeal."

"Apologies for missing Children's Day, but I was too distracted imagining how beautiful our future kids would be."

"Your beauty's got me feeling like a kid in a candy store, maybe we could satisfy each other's cravings tonight?"

"Is your heart a loving home? Because I see a future where our kids are playing in its yard."

"So you think I'm a kid? How about we play a little game and see who falls in love first?"

"Do you like children's books? Because I'm lost in your eyes like Alice in Wonderland."

"Like a Stray Kids' song, you stir up feelings in me that no other girl can."

"You might call me a kid, darling, but trust me, I play grown-up games perfectly."

"Is this a prank? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just won the lottery of love!"

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Kids love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Kids chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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