The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Kids Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and flirty pick up lines for kids? These pick up lines are written just for kids. They are kid friendly and funny. They are written to be cute and sweet. Make your kids say yes to your love life with these flirty pick up phrases. Try these pick up lines to make your kids smile.

Best Working Kids Pickup Lines

A good Kids hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  3. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  4. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  5. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  6. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

kids pickup line
What is a good Kids pickup line?

Short and cute kids pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about kids are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I want to drop a kid in you.

kids pickup line
Smooth Kids pickup line

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!


Cheesy kids Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Do you have braces cause I don’t want my kids behind bars

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.


Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

kids pickup line
Working Kids tinder opener

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Corny kids Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Kids conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.


Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

Related flirtation topics

A good kids Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Kids hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.

If you're feeling kinda h**..., baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

You don't want kids? It's fine we can always woohoo.


Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

Jett: Think you can keep up? Who am I kidding? You know you can't keep up.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Kids love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Kids chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

Best Pick Up and Rizz lines