Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Kids chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you a piñata

   Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

2. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

3. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

   Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

4. Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

   Because I want to put my kids in you

5. Your kids are going to look cute af

   But the y is silent

6. Are you a gorilla exhibit?

   Because I want to drop a kid in you.

7. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

8. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

9. Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

10. Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Funny kids pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

I have candies in that truck.

(for best results use at kids)

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you

Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?

Just kidding but I like your smile

Damn girl are you a school?

Because I want to shoot some kids in you.