Top 50 kids Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Kids chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Hey girl are you a piñata
Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?
Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
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Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?
Because I want to put my kids in you
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Your kids are going to look cute af
But the y is silent
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Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to drop a kid in you.
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Can I be the Mother of your kids?
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
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Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
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Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
Latest kids chat up lines
Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you
Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...
Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids
Are you an orphanage?
Cause I wanna give you kids.
Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
Are you Harambe's Enclosure?
Because I want to drop a kid inside you.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?
Because green eggs and damnnnnn
Are you a preschool?
Cause I want my kids to be inside you
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?
Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey girl, hope you like kids
Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare
Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?
Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you
I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)
Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?
Cause I wanna put some kids in you
Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?
Because I want to shoot kids in you.
I only like kids under 8 years old
(That was the whole pickup line)
Call me a kids happy meal
Because I'm a choking hazard
Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?
Just kidding but I like your smile
Hey baby are you school
Cause I wanna shoot some kids up in you
Are you a church?
Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you
Are you a factory before labor standards?
Cuz i wanna put some kids in you
Hey girl, are you an orphanage?
Cos i wanna give you kids
Are you a school?
Cause I’d like to shoot some kids up in you.
Damn girl, are you a school?
Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you.