Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kids conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
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Hey girl, are you an American school?
Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
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Hey girl are you a piñata
Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids
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Hey girl are you a playground?
Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?
Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
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I want to take my kids to a water slide
Cam I use your throat
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Hey girl, are you an American high school?
'Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of 'ya.
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Your kids are going to look cute af
But the y is silent
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Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?
Coz I want you to swallow my future kids
Funny kids pickup lines
Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to drop a kid in you.
Girl, are you a school?
I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Can I be the Mother of your kids?
I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you
It’s great that you’re good with kids..
Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight
Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...
Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids
Your kids will be cute
But Y is silent.
Are you an orphanage?
Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you Harambe's Enclosure?
Because I want to drop a kid inside you.
Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?
Because green eggs and damnnnnn
Are you a preschool?
Cause I want my kids to be inside you
Are you a school?
Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
Are you an orphanage?
Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.
Are you a school
Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?
Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you
Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?
Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.
I love this story
The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother
Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you
Your kids are going to be beautiful
But the Y is silent