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Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  3. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  4. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  5. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  6. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  7. Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

    Because I want to put my kids in you

  8. Your kids are going to look cute af

    But the y is silent

  9. Are you a gorilla exhibit?

    Because I want to drop a kid in you.

  10. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

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Funny kids pickup lines

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

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Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

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Working Kids tinder opener

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Ah, what’s on your hand!?! Let me see it...

Just kidding, I just wanted to hold your hand.