As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I want to drop a kid in you.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

You don't want kids? It's fine we can always woohoo.

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

Jett: Think you can keep up? Who am I kidding? You know you can't keep up.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.

"Your smile is as captivating as Stray Kids' harmony, can we make our own perfect symphony together?"

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Like a storybook's ending, you're a dream that's been planned, boy you're the wonder that makes childhood grand."

Boba tea is good, but have you tried boba pizza? Just kidding... unless you're into that kind of thing! 🍕

"Ah, the classic playground politics! I was probably busy negotiating snack trades while you were perfecting your superhero landings. Priorities, right? 🍕🦸‍♂️"

"Like a playful kid with a sunny smile, you make my heart race miles after every while."

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

"If we were to have children, they'd have your beauty and my charm - a combination no one could resist."

"Are you a Stray Kids song? Because I can't get you out of my 'My Pace', girl."

February 30th! Just kidding, it's in March. Who knew I’d be born in the month of leprechauns? Got any luck to share?

Good thing I'm great with kids... I mean, I can handle irrational tantrums and I know my way around a juice box. 😂

"Your smile is so warm, I can already picture our future kids inheriting it."

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"If love was a song, it would be 'My Pace'. Because every time I see you, my heart races uncontrollably."

"Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

"Alright, no more kidding around. How about we make some real conversation over a cup of coffee?"

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Just kidding, but seriously, hi!"

"If you were a song by BTS, you'd be 'Blood, Sweat & Tears' because you make my heart race uncontrollably."

Is your name Mud? Because I'm ready to play dirty with you all day long.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all my problems disappear.

"You might call me a kid, darling, but trust me, I play grown-up games perfectly."

"Apologies for missing Children's Day, but I was too distracted imagining how beautiful our future kids would be."

Ah, the classic “going to school” ritual. I’ve heard it’s where all the cool kids learn how to adult. Still waiting for my diploma!

"Is your heart a loving home? Because I see a future where our kids are playing in its yard."

"So you think I'm a kid? How about we play a little game and see who falls in love first?"

"Is this a prank? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just won the lottery of love!"

"Like a Stray Kids' song, you stir up feelings in me that no other girl can."

"Your beauty's got me feeling like a kid in a candy store, maybe we could satisfy each other's cravings tonight?"

Are you a Stray Kids song? Because you make my heart go "District 9" with excitement.

"Do you like children's books? Because I'm lost in your eyes like Alice in Wonderland."

"Even if hostility is your chosen melody, surely there's room for a harmony called friendship?"

What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.

"Just like Stray Kids, you've captured my heart effortlessly with your height and Kpop passion."

I bet you're as sweet as Easter candy! 🍬 Let's plan a date that'll have us both feeling like kids again.

"Like your favorite band Stray Kids, we could make beautiful melodies together - and not just in music."

"You know, if kids had your charm, they'd be the most delightful little ones around."

Wanna come back to my place and play orphanage?

You be the building and I'll put a bunch of unwanted kids inside you

"Is your name Stray Kids? Because my heart beats to your rhythm and you've got me dancing all night."

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Are we at the playground? Because whenever I look at you, I just want to slide into your heart."

Hey girl, are you a playground? Because I want to slide into your heart.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine like my favorite iPad game?"

"Are you a rainbow, dear? Cause your smile brightens up my world, oh so clear."

"Quick to the kids talk! Let's see first if our sparks can create fireworks before planning a family picnic."

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Are you a school? Because I want to fill you with knowledge...and my love.

Ah, what’s on your hand!?! Let me see it...

Just kidding, I just wanted to hold your hand.

"If you're as good at choosing names as you are stealing hearts, our future kids are in great hands."

"Woah, already thinking about mini versions of us? Let’s master the art of romance first; I hear it makes for cuter kids."

Haha, not quite! I'm still on the market for a groom. Any takers? Just kidding... unless? 😉

"Are you my mom? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a kid excited to see his favorite person."

"Do you love Stray Kids? Because my heart beats Bang Chan for you."

"Do you come with Wi-Fi? Cause I'm feeling a strong connection, like when a kid sees a new iPad."

"Your eyes hold a future bright, shall they guide our kids' dreams each night?"

"Your hotness must be the secret recipe for our perfect marriage, how about we add some kids to the mix?"

"In the heat of our marriage, your sizzling body surely calls for some equally adorable offspring, don't you think?"

"Are you a Stray Kids song? Because every time I hear you, my heart goes 'dan dan dan!'"

"If you're into Stray Kids, how about straying into my heart as their music has?"

"How about we paddleboard to the rhythm of our laughter, and drive to new beginnings in a classic car?"

"A catch, huh? Well, I'd say it's my ability to make instant ramen taste gourmet. Just kidding! Let's find out together."

"Whoa, slow down! I'm not even sure if you can handle my dance moves yet, let alone our hypothetical kids."

Are you a McDonald's Happy Meal? Because you make me smile and feel like a kid again!

"Well, we're definitely jumping a few steps ahead but I like your enthusiasm. Let's enjoy getting to know each other first."

Phew, you had me worried for a sec! Don't scare me like that 😅 You definitely have a playful side, I like it.

"Are you a Disneyland ticket? Because you've got me feeling like a kid again, excited to explore every part of you."

"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

"Did you know Braxton means 'Brock's town'? But I'd rather be the mayor of your heart."

"Just like Stray Kids, you've stolen my heart in a way nobody else could."

Are you a school? Cause I’d like to shoot kids inside you

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future kids."

"Just like Stray Kids, you've stolen my heart with your dance, care to teach my heart some new moves tonight?"

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

If you were a slide, I'd be a happy kid sliding right down all day long.

Are you a pile of kids playing in the mud? Because I can't resist getting down and dirty with you.

She-Hulk? More like He-Hunk! Just kidding, I'll try not to anger you, wouldn't want to see your green side. 😜

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a kid in a candy store."

Don't worry, I'm basically a dad joke connoisseur, so at least our future kids will have punny role models!

If having your kids means spending eternity with you, then count me in. Let's start our forever.

"I'm not as tall as your favorite Kpop idol, but I promise to reach the height of your expectations."

"Darling, if our eyes are windows to our souls, then our unborn kids would have the most beautiful view."

"Ever tried cross-country skiing under the stars? Your laughter would be the perfect soundtrack for such an adventure."

"I may not know what's wrong, but I do know that being with you feels so right."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my winning Monopoly board?"

"Your laughter is like music, sweet and rhythmic, it makes my heart tick."

Hey girl, do you think I have nice eyes?

Cause I can make sure your kids have them too.