Top 50 Kids Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kids pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
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Hey girl, are you an American school?
Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
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Hey girl are you a piñata
Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids
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Hey girl are you a playground?
Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?
Because I want to put my kids in you
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?
Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
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Fuck friends, fuck the office
I just wanna tell my kids ‘How I met your mother’
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Your kids are going to look cute af
But the y is silent
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Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I want to drop a kid in you.
Funny kids pickup lines
Girl, are you a school?
I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Can I be the Mother of your kids?
I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?
Cause I wanna drop a kid in you
Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...
Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids
Your kids will be cute
But Y is silent.
Are you an orphanage?
Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you Harambe's Enclosure?
Because I want to drop a kid inside you.
Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?
Because green eggs and damnnnnn
Are you a school?
Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
Are you a school
Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?
Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you
Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?
Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.
I love this story
The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother
Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you
Your kids are going to be beautiful
But the Y is silent
Are you a school?
Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey girl, are you the foster care system?
Because some kids are about to get lost in you