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Top 29 Child Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Child chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Child, overclock my processor.

  2. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  3. Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.

  4. Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

    Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

  5. Hey girl, are you a child?

    Because you won’t shut the fuck up

  6. Are you a catholic priest?

    Because I can scream like a child...

  7. I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

  8. Are you the child im hiding in my closet

    ‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

  9. If I fuck your mum will I have a beautiful child like you?

    (idk if this is an insult or PUL)

  10. Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

    Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

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What is a Child pickup line?

Funny child pickup lines

When i was a child
When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.

How old are you?

She: "below 18"
You: damn, I thought we would be the beauty and the beast, but it looks like we are the child and the priest.

Are you a blender?

Because I wanna put a child in you.

Hey girl are you a playground

Because I want to put my child in you

Are you a child? nsfw

Cuz I wanna carve a hole in you and fill you up

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

What’s your name? My name is ….

I would never name my child a name like that.
Why not?
Because it would be the same as his mom’s.

Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you look like a child of incest.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5.

You have great child bearing hips.

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child.

Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart

I, like a child, will go by your directions

You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!

Baby how bout we leave this McDonald's and get started on that additional child tax credit?