Top 36 Child Pick Up lines
Do you have a loved one or family member that is a child? Use these pick up lines that are specifically made for kids. They include common childhood themes like school, learning, and kid friendly themes like dinosaurs or toy robots. You can also use these pick up lines to break the ice with new moms or dads. Make these cute pick up lines kid friendly and start conversations!
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Child, overclock my processor.
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Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?
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Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?
Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
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Are you a child?
Because I want to p**...-feel-ya
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Are you Freddy Fazbear? Because I wanna put a child in you.
Working short child pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a gorilla exhibit?
Because I wanna drop my child in you
Are you a child?
Because I want you in my basement.
How about I leave no child behind... in your w**...!
Don't worry my bed may be a twin...but
I'm an only child
Hey are you a shopping mall?
Cause you seem like a nice place to leave a child inside
I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit
Are you a catholic priest?
Because I can scream like a child...
child Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.
And you sure look like trouble
Are you the child im hiding in my closet
‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here
I'm all for No Child Left Behind. I'm even more for your child-like behind.
I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.
And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.
Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.
Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.
When i was a child
When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.
Funny how times change.
Hey girl are you a playground
Because I want to put my child in you
child Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Are you a child? nsfw
Cuz I wanna carve a hole in you and fill you up
What’s your name? My name is ….
I would never name my child a name like that.
Why not?
Because it would be the same as his mom’s.
Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?
Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met
Are you a blender?
Because I wanna put a child in you.
You have great child bearing hips.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child.
Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart
You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.
I, like a child, will go by your directions
You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!
child Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Baby how bout we leave this McDonald's and get started on that additional child tax credit?
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5.
Smooth and dirty Child pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Child conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Child phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.