36 Child Pick Up lines

Do you have a loved one or family member that is a child? Use these pick up lines that are specifically made for kids. They include common childhood themes like school, learning, and kid friendly themes like dinosaurs or toy robots. You can also use these pick up lines to break the ice with new moms or dads. Make these cute pick up lines kid friendly and start conversations!

Best Working Child Pickup Lines

A good Child hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Child, overclock my processor.
Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?
Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.
Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
Are you a child?

Because I want to p**...-feel-ya
Are you Freddy Fazbear? Because I wanna put a child in you.

Here are 36 child pick up lines for her and flirty child rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your child rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny child pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty child joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute child pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about child are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I wanna drop my child in you

Are you a child?

Because I want you in my basement.

How about I leave no child behind... in your w**...!

I’ll make wattpad look like childs play

Hey are you a shopping mall?

Cause you seem like a nice place to leave a child inside

I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.
And you sure look like trouble

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Cheesy child Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a catholic priest?

Because I can scream like a child...

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

I'm all for No Child Left Behind. I'm even more for your child-like behind.

I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.

And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

When i was a child

When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.

Are you a child? nsfw

Cuz I wanna carve a hole in you and fill you up

Corny child Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Child conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

What’s your name? My name is ….

I would never name my child a name like that.
Why not?
Because it would be the same as his mom’s.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Are you a blender?

Because I wanna put a child in you.

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you look like a child of i**....

Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?
Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5.

You have great child bearing hips.

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child.

Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!

You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.

A good child Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Child hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I, like a child, will go by your directions

Baby how bout we leave this McDonald's and get started on that additional child tax credit?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Child love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Child chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.